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GeodesicDragon2k8
GeodesicDragon2K8 is a Britfag/WoWfag who wants Encyclopedia Dramatica and EQ2Flames to be taken down. Apparently EQ2Flames would not drop the topic of him being a total fucktard, and comparing him to Hastely. This caused him to be incredibly butthurt. He has tried countless times to insult EQ2Flames and ED, but he failed miserably. One must note how he doesn't sound like the mascot of the Lucky Charms cereal because he's Scottish.
The Discovery
The original Hastely is some guy who posted a really long thread about EverQuest II stuff in general, including raids. This was in mid-2007.
Then, in October of the same year, in the Nagafen server forum section of EQ2Flames, there was a massive trollfest. Hastely posted a picture of an anus and got banned. When his ban was eventually lifted, he cried about being banned in the first place, and was banned again.
That was, until a poster called Sonne posted YouTube videos of GeodesicDragon, saying that he reminded him of Hastely. Nagafen all agreed that this fat retard did remind them of Hastely, and the resemblance was uncanny.
GeodesicDragon, however, noticed EQ2Flames linking his YouTube videos on the Nagafen section, and proceeded to flip the fuck out. He raged and raged, screaming that he was not Hastely, will never be Hastely, doesn't even know what EverQuest was and generally acted like a lolcow.
All was quiet until exactly a year later, he made another video, talking about how he will take EQ2Flames down. He then started to attack an ED user who mirrored the video. For those who can't understand Britfagese or feel the video is TLDW: the video consists of him being ignorant of the existence of EverQuest, a sudden burst of RAGE starting around 1:23, admitting his fatness around six minutes in, and hoping the EQ2 players die at the end of his tardfest. Calling him Hastely is like calling the Angry Homo Kid a homo.
Hastely, you're a poosey.
Was EQ2Flames afraid? Um, no. They proceeded to laugh their asses off, make British Chris-chan jokes, and raid his site's guestbook, forcing him to take it down (and eventually his site for a while, though it is now back up.) He is now one of the biggest lolcows of EQ2Flames history.
In fact, EDiots and EQ2Flamers alike agree that he is Hastley even though he really isn't.
Quotes
—Hastely, admitting his fatness on EQ2Flames. | ||
EQ2Flames Lulz and Shitty Garry's Mod Comics He Made
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LFG tells Hastely off and to eat shit and die. -
YOU'RE E-FAMOUS NAO!! YOU WIN THE PRIZE! -
One year later, LFG blesses Hastely. But still probably lols at him.
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FUCKING FATASS. -
LFG is right, actually. -
The guestbook raid. -
And again. -
Annddd again. -
That didn't stop most people, though. -
The fucktard is unemployed. -
USI syndrome. -
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DURRRRR. -
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Extra Hastely Shit
- GeodesicDragon: Internet Warrior! EQ2Flames Rate-a-Retard thread
- His "comics"
- Account on EQFlames
- Account on AboutUs
- Account on the GMod Wiki since he is so super awesome at GMod
- He's an artist too...
- PHPbb forum post of his.
- Filefront account that he put his crappy Counter-Strike map on.
- Travian account. Obviously he is a virgin.
- He has an crappy Newgrounds account here.
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