Fatty-Tan

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The Horror In Full

The internet, revolutionary and essential as it is, is nonetheless filled with horrors that can chill you to your very soul. There is the body-shock of Goatse, the pornographic horror of Hai2u, the clothing-line horror of put shoe on head.

Rule 17'd

But very, VERY little can compare with the face and features of quite possibly the ugliest human being to ever grace the surface of this planet - Fatty-Tan (Real name : Amanda. Do you care?) . To see her is to view pure diced dogshit, the pain of Hiroshima in your anus, the smell of a decomposing penis. As a person with exactly zero appeal in ANY department, how she has anybody at her beck-and-call is a mystery.

"If I see that fucking Fatty-Tan one more time..."

There is, however, one person perfect for her out there. And that person is Cyndre.

Warning! This Chan has a face like a charred butt.

Fatty Tan : Official Internet Disease

It would kill a person of average I.Q. to imagine what Fatty-Tan looks like when she's not photographing herself at odd, oblique angles and photoshopping her cankles. The money's on a white Forrest Whitaker. With Karposi's Sarcoma. And Kwashikor.

Doctors (psychiatrists, mostly), have been trying to answer the question for decades; mainly, why do ugly, fat women post their paint-stripping photos for all to see? So much for a woman coyly covering up her breasts. Nowadays they'll shove your face into their fishy poon. Do they get some perverted kick out of it?

Answers, on a postcard please, to Dudley Zoo, United Kingdom. They'll appreciate it, promise.

Fatty-Tan views herself in a mirror.

Possible Aim: imnotfattytan

Famous (i.e., hilarious) Quotes

• "I think that is a disease but I forget what it's called..." Fatty is diseased. Pass it around kthks.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

* "Um hi I'm ugly." Fatty faces up to the Facts.

• "Dear Up-chan, please stop taking pictures that make you seem like a whore. You don't seem like that kind of person and I don't want to see you go down like that. Libertine wouldn't tell you to do it because I'm sure he'd love for you to be a slut on the internet, but I really don't think you should display yourself in such ways as you have been unless you want to be viewed as such. Thank you. Love, Fatty-tan.." Fatty was too late, Up-chan had already exposed her ham sacks to the internet.

External Links

• Fatty-Chan : Offical Website? Well, it's shit enough.
• Lurkmore board.
• fatty-tan Don't even bother.