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April Vox Dramatica

hello. the time has come to select a winnar for April's VD prize. plz make your nominations below, and my own is:

  • Sirkillsalot. Sir K, or SKA for short, has restored many articles from archive.org, for which no source is available. from experience, i can tell you that this is a pain in the ass to do, and he does it without hesitation when i ask. for this reason, and his other contribs, i am nominating SKA for April's VD prize. :3 -hipcrime 20:36, 30 April 2012 (EDT)
    • I concur... Sirkillsalot is a pretty cool EDitor. Eh restores lots of articles and doesn't afraid of anything. - Mr Jonzz 04:19, 1 May 2012 (EDT)
   
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I jack off to your rage
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—Sirkillsalot

note: i would be remiss if i failed to mention that Sirkillsalot is not the only editor worthy of this award. he has, however, worked very hard on articles that are not easy to restore and that caught my eye. we have a great crew, and i haven't overlooked the great contribs from all. im looking at you Elvis. you too Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay. stay tuned to TJC for upcoming candidates for May. :D -hipcrime 18:00, 1 May 2012 (EDT) [edited] 00:09, 2 May 2012 (EDT)

Kewl I want to win that too, last year I restored some deleted articles too :D Where's the ToDo list? Is this what RedLinks issue was about Hip? Tymec 00:48, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

  • a winnar is Sirkillsalot. -hipcrime 19:54, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

Taking the piss...

New from the family-friendly company who brought you Sonic The Hedgehog...


Ladies and Gentlemen, The Toylet!

   
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One game sees you trying to blow up a girls skirt. With pee.
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— Lolwut!

SEGA, I am disgust. - Mr Jonzz 09:53, 2 May 2012 (EDT)

wikipedia:Interactive_urinal. --JuniusThaddeus 13:03, 3 May 2012 (EDT)
o_O -hipcrime 15:59, 3 May 2012 (EDT)
??????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Oblique 03:18, 9 May 2012 (EDT)

Mission Statement

Does the new .ch/.se ED have a mission statement? I'm checking Category:ED Policy but not seeing it. I'm wondering if perhaps so we could understand policy better there might be a guide of what articles people should read, in what order, when familiarizing themselves with the wiki. Even as a long-time editor, there can be a false sense of how things work based on misconceptions or ignorance of ongoing changes. The policy category is sort of a buckshot and difficult to approach. Also, I think it would be cool if the ToC for Thizzlehat was aligned to the right side at the top of this page so that people could click stuff more easily. I know there's a template or command or something for that but I don't remember my wikicoding enough to do it and figured would get permission first. Tymec 00:45, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

Our mission statement is here. Mike the Great (talk) 00:47, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

requesting unban of SheepBot

it seems the welcoming bot, User:SheepBot, is IP banned from editing. plz fix it so the new users can be linked to the primer kthx -hipcrime 02:02, 6 May 2012 (EDT)

It appears to be working TKN 02:47, 6 May 2012 (EDT)
^ ~Oblique 02:48, 6 May 2012 (EDT)
that was a test done from the home ip of the usar who runs it. the bot can not access the site at all. :\ -hipcrime 03:24, 6 May 2012 (EDT)
  • disregard. it is a problem with the box of the usar who runs it. it is being worked on and is likely to return. :D -hipcrime 17:43, 6 May 2012 (EDT)

Potential lulz hive?

http://www.circumstitions.com/index.html

These guys are radically against circumcision. --One With The Lulz 09:29, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

It's mildly creepy that they keep a running tab of which celebs have been circumcised. That they have an entire section devoted to it on the faq page only makes it creepier. A large portion of their celeb faq explains how they know that Daniel Radcliffe has had his dick snipped.
   
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I too was at the London production of Equus, and sat in the front row (!) of a charity gala performance. I thus had ample opportunity to observe the Radcliffe weapon at close quarters over several minutes and would stake my life that it is indeed circumcised. The glans is fully exposed, and though the cut is not very tight, it looks exactly as I'd expect a ritual Jewish circumcision to look (and I've seen many of them!).
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BakaRed 13:45, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Some people have some really goofy dicks man. ~ Sirkillsalot 13:57, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Dead baby pills

China is now making pills filled with powdered flesh of dead babies. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/south-korea-seizes-capsules-containing-powdered-flesh-dead-190306280.html I see an opportunity for many lulz. BakaRed 17:43, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Contributing to ED's ever-growing kiddie porn stash

Don't tase me bro!
No, really, please don't tase me this time, bro!

I present for your viewing pleasure two choice items of kiddie porn, contributed by the Judge Rotenberg Center to their friends in the court system after the kid got too old to interest them, and bootlegged for the public by Fox News. Those horny old goats got it up 31 times over 7 hours, satiating their electric current fetish with a device that reportedly is 20-40 times stronger than police tasers. They, of course, are ethical pedophiles and would never touch a child unless he asked for it, for example, by "closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand"[1] Or when the chafing of jeans against underwear over their burgeoning erections when they thought about shocking the next kid just got too entrancing to ignore a moment longer. Also see the Fox News/YouTube commentary.

Damn, it would be a national tragedy if Anonymous hacked all their videos and spilled their full stash all over the web. Wnt 03:26, 8 May 2012 (EDT)

This is truly pretty sad. Like one of those deep lose faith in humanity sads. Have any more sources on it? Mike the Great (talk) 04:13, 8 May 2012 (EDT)
Well, there's TOW Judge Rotenberg Educational Center. (It's named after the Judge Rotenberg who spared it from being closed by spineless bureaucrats in the 1980s. His family must be so proud...) Actually, my guess is that it's a Manchurian Candidate finishing school. I mean, which do you want to do, put on your coat when they tell you to put on your coat and go shake President Obama's hand when they tell you to shake his hand and press the big red button at your waist when they've told you the time is right ... or have a little educational session? Wnt 09:04, 8 May 2012 (EDT)
Judge Rotenberg Center There you go. Mike the Great (talk) 22:35, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Featured Portal

I was thinking that maybe this section of the main page might need something more added to it, as I get the feeling that this particular feature isn't getting as much attention as it should. Anyways, I thought there could be a picture beneath it denoting the portal itself, like this. It wouldn't just be like a POTN because it could have the portal thingy around it, and you could change the picture every time with this template. I shooped it onto the main page using complicated editing software, which you can see here to give you an idea of what it might look like. So yeah just a suggestion to spice up that area of the main page a bit, dunno if the mods would be up for it..? Elvis 16:40, 9 May 2012 (EDT)

Hey, if big guy ever figures out what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing with portals, I'd be more than happy to do it. Last I knew he was looking at semi-instating portal caretakers in the sense that somebody would have the fallback responsibility if nobody else updated them and wanted sheepbot to send reminders every so often, but I don't know if anything was ever decided on. Mike the Great (talk) 17:55, 9 May 2012 (EDT)
Do whatever you want with portals. I don't care, as long as they stay current. --zaiger (talk) 02:53, 13 May 2012 (EDT)
Ok i'm on it. Elvis 11:55, 22 May 2012 (EDT)
Welp, that took longer than I thought to make all those portal pics. Anyways i'll start adding them now. Elvis 12:36, 17 June 2012 (EDT)
Aight, all done. Elvis 14:02, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

Hey everyone!

I just realized I'm being missed. Zaiger's page seems to be locked because faggotry. Make me an admin ASAP so I can edit his talk page. PirateSmackK 08:28, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

die ♥♥♥ 12:58, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
lol ~Oblique 19:10, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
First of all, only b-crats can make you an admin, and the only b-crat that seems to be active lately here is Zaiger. Second you can edit his talk page in 2 days, it's not an admin only lock, it's an authenticated user lock. Finally, if you tell Oblique to put something up there he will. He's a nice guy and likes to volunteer like that. Mike the Great (talk) 19:14, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
I volunteer for nothing. ~Oblique 19:15, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
Your gmail doesn't work anymore. Call me <333 --zaiger (talk) 02:18, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

22 year old woman let some 49 year old have sex with her 5 month old daughter.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137924/Woman-22-given-life-sentences-allowing-professor-sex-month-old-daughter.html?ICO=most_read_module

Sounds worthy of it's own ED article. Lord Tony 20:24, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Two life sentences!? Seems really overboard. Fuck, murderers only get like 10. --One With The Lulz 05:59, 12 May 2012 (EDT)
Well, Americans have, like, infinite amounts of money. You round up ten or twenty homeless people and take them down to the cat food factory, you can come back with enough money to run a jail like that for a week. Plus food for Grandma! Wnt 16:54, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

   
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but then, it all started, you wanted to vote, to work, to drive, to be soldiers, scientists and astronauts. the aftermath? women voting for the "most handsome" politicians, all kind of unequal privileges on their work conditions, countless cars scraped while parallel parking, female soldiers getting their weak asses raped in middle east, generations of female scientists that never create anything relevant (except perhaps helping develop kevlar, but that's it) and a fucking female astronaut losing valuable tools in the middle of space...
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—cannibalhamster on feminism

BIBRulz 23:42, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

Alright, so from this point onward, when it's said in the song:
>Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region see: [lyrics] 

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, kazakhstan you very nice place.
From plains of tarashek to norther fence of jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, kazakhstan you very nice place.
From plains of tarashek to norther fence of jewtown.

Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!"

the cameraman starts zooming into girl's face while she (the girl) keeps a straight face. And one of the youtube commenters makes a great remark to this situation:

I suggest this quote to be put to the frontpage of ED. Dandranella 03:17, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

That's a bit difficult to put as QOTN because it requires a lot of context. Elvis 13:18, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

User signatures

Oh. My. Gawd. This is horrifying. I vote for users to have their signatures included, perhaps in the form of User:Example/sig, so they don't destroy the pages in such way. Maybe add this to the welcome template, so they know from day 1. What do you think? --Gseed 05:52, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

I'm not really bothered... • Mr.Jonzz
The I am silly!ness caught even me by surprise. But seriously, some of these signatures clutter the page's code so much it's painful to edit. --Gseed 06:09, 13 May 2012 (EDT)
Using templates has its own flaws. I vote we don't micromanage everybody. Mike the Great (talk) 23:35, 13 May 2012 (EDT)
  • second. i don't find sigs impair my ability to edit talk pages. ctrl+end, ::::, my dumb comment, ~~~~, submit. easy. -hipcrime 15:35, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
Indeed, Not bad, I May Be Fix It :/ ~evilea ƒuçk ¥øu

eurofags/americunts get "censored" version of lolifur race

seems this shit's causing some drama... http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-05-14-from-panties-to-shorties-why-the-young-anime-girls-of-tera-were-censored LurktheEdiot 19:47, 14 May 2012 (EDT)

th3j35t3r drama

Can we get th3j35t3r article updated please? Someone is claiming to have jester's dox and says once his bitcoin account has 20k bitcoins (approx 100k USD) that he is going to dox jester. See this screenshot for that: http://i.imgur.com/BdK3T.jpg

I'd like to have it front paged like tomorrow, so if people could work on getting this shit included into a section that would be great.

 The guy who claims to have jesters dox

th3j35t3r "The Patriot Hacker" To Be Unmasked
loljester
There is a ton of info there. Jester has deleted his Twitter and his Wordpress blog at this point so it's seems legit, or at least that's what he wants us to think. --zaiger (talk) 22:42, 14 May 2012 (EDT)

Will you help me, bby? I don't know much but I know he ddos'd wikileaks  here. I'll do what I can but I need a fact checker. Mike the Great (talk) 22:45, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
The twitter account  here is a fake by the way. Some anon trolling or a supporter trying to help him to save face. --zaiger (talk) 23:49, 15 May 2012 (EDT)
That is already in the article. What I am looking for is a section or two explaining the events explained in this article and these 3 blog posts. I wish you guys payed more attention to current events. --zaiger (talk) 12:20, 15 May 2012 (EDT)
Without wanting either to attack or defend Jester's past conduct this whole 'cash for dox' plot sounds pretty fucking Jewish to me. - Mr Jonzz 07:35, 15 May 2012 (EDT)
I agree. --zaiger (talk) 12:20, 15 May 2012 (EDT)

Why has no one said or done anything about this yet?

http://www.xtube.com/amateur_channels/play.php?preview_id=voNSC3N7___&type=preview

Oh and there is more where that came from, IT BURNS MY EYES! Lord Tony 22:23, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

1) What the fuck is that thing? 2) What do you want to do about the video? ~ Sirkillsalot 22:45, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
someone pass the eye bleach please BakaRed 02:33, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
- Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 13:47, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
I cannot fap to that,I don't think anyone can. CoffeePoweredPenguin 16:49, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
Amy Winehouse lives! --One With The Lulz 19:17, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
holy shit. and i thought you were a one trick pony... so to speak. :3 -hipcrime 22:52, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
I'm not ashamed to say this is one of the sexiest women I've seen. Shame there isn't more insertion. Mike the Great (talk) 22:54, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
She has a video stuffing herself with a cucumber somewhere. Lord Tony 03:03, 19 May 2012 (EDT)
I knew I shouldn't have clicked that before I had my breakfast  TUXLIE 
Oh god, why is her crotch black? BIBRulz 22:39, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

05:31, 23 May 2012 (EDT)

Liquorice-Lube™ - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 22:52, 24 May 2012 (EDT)
I first thought she was wearing underwear, turns out it is her pubes. Lord Tony 02:11, 25 May 2012 (EDT)
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!! Wnt 20:53, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Rainbow Dash Nazi Rifle

This pic is a cap from this thread. This is just so cool it makes me wonder if an article could be made to cement it in history. Tymec 20:54, 17 May 2012 (EDT)

Isn't that just a blue riffle with a rainbow dash sticker on it? CoffeePoweredPenguin 21:25, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
The point is it's a historical artifact. Mike the Great (talk) 22:56, 17 May 2012 (EDT)
Godammit ponyfags really do ruin everything. --One With The Lulz 00:34, 18 May 2012 (EDT)
I lol'd. Do you have a copy of the actual picture in full resolution and without the posts attached to it? --zaiger (talk) 15:51, 18 May 2012 (EDT)
http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/v/image/1336/94/1336940962530.jpg Mike the Great (talk) 15:52, 18 May 2012 (EDT)
I see nothing special about this ponyfag gun. The gun has been ruined. Lord Tony 03:04, 19 May 2012 (EDT)
That's the whole point, the ruining of the gun is quite dramatic. Tymec 03:55, 21 May 2012 (EDT)
If the bronies had any percent of a positive reputation, it's in the far negative zone now. Just in a matter of weeks their fandom became worse than sonic-fags and furries and now they are worse than 100 chris-chans in fursuits. Lord Tony 05:04, 21 May 2012 (EDT)
I don't think any male that watches a little girl's show could ever have a positive reputation from it. Except Hipcrime. He somehow turns the fact that he's an AIDS ridden homosexual crack fiend into a good thing. Mike the Great (talk) 13:56, 23 May 2012 (EDT)
Welp, time to make an Action Hank-themed Panzer. - 15:17, 23 May 2012 (EDT)
- Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 18:50, 23 May 2012 (EDT)

Current Events

Could you guys make an effort to keep an eye on current events and make sure that there are articles based on what is going on with that? Writers please to be writing more about current shit that is in the news, and those who don't write please to be suggesting articles for subjects of current events. I've noticed that most of the literary effort goes to shit nobody cares about lately, could we make a conscious effort to change that? If we are to regain our page-rank we are going to have to become more relevant concerning what is going on on the Internet day by day, instead of fixating on things that don't matter to anyone besides the author(s) of said article. The American presidential elections are a few months away so this is a great chance to get more coverage and return to our former glory as an Internet powerhouse. I am going to start paying more attention to the suggested articles, so if you have any ideas for what would make a good page post it there or on my talk-page. Thanks. --zaiger (talk) 16:15, 18 May 2012 (EDT)

I don't read/watch the news, I come to ED to keep up. I am deloxed to see my man-crush Anders is #2 on a Google for Encyclopedia Dramatica .se - I don't mind being set assignments; as it is at the minute I just hover and take random hit and runs at articles... "tightening up" and trying to fix missing pix. I only have a BBerry at home and work blocks off all gaming and pr0n, how I get ED is a complete fucking mystery. I love coming here because it means I don't have to soil myself in the murk, everything ends up here in some form or another. Anyway, yeah... if you want to hand out shit DO IT FGT, shit can be Luser Spaced then dealt with accordingly. Stay Black my Brothers! - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 13:27, 20 May 2012 (EDT)
if only the election wasn't so damn dull, tho. we have a hot, well spoken incumbent, and a guy who could pass for your dad. the 2012 election is going to suck. -hipcrime 18:23, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

All Illuminati Agents Report

I just bumped into Truthiracy on a forum and lemmetellyawhat this lolcow makes 15 minute response videos to single YouTube comments while spewing all manner of schizoid 'esotericism'. Imagine if Grace Saunders and Alex Jones had a baby and named it Christopher Lord. He's an ITG who will choke you out with his purple belt and even believes that his name means he is Jesus. Just thought you monsters would enjoy him. Christopher C Lord

Facebook Stock Fraud

Just reading the paper on the bus now and the front-page states Facebook (along with Morgan Stanley as underwriters) are being sued by investors accusing them of "hiding the company's faltering growth" and that "only a select group of insiders were aware that the company was forecast to earn tens of millions of pounds less than had been publicly stated."

   
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Facebook was never worth $38 a share.
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—David Buik, City Analyst

- Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 02:27, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

I caught some of this story on the world news earlier tonight. The tl;dr of it is that they chose to make an uninformed investment as amateur investors and thus the case is moot. They don't think it's fair that the professionals have more resources when it comes to stock trading so they're going to sue Facebook for not stopping them from investing in their shitty stock. Though frankly if you're head isn't up your ass and you follow tech news even casually (something I would expect someone looking into a large investment in Facebook might/should do) you would have known that Facebook's growth was slowing in tandum with the slump of all those crapware games like FarmVille. It's still a good investment, people are just pissed off they didn't make fuck tons of cash on day 1 like the media convinced them they were. BakaRed 02:56, 24 May 2012 (EDT)
Like, duh! Sure, usually IPO means guaranteed profit for special buddies of the right people, but that's only when Mom & Pop want to go public and the banks screw them over. Facebook is Spy Industrial Complex. You want to post to Yahoo or half a dozen other news sites, you gotta enable their script and let them time down to the second how long you're reading it, let alone what you write to go down on your Permanent Record, prole. When Spy Industrial Complex IPOs, it's the banks' special buddies that get screws, and the company that walks off with the pot. Wnt 20:50, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Yesterday was national turtle day!

Did you knew it was national turtle day? I certainly did not, I could of had turtle soup. Lord Tony 07:00, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

   
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You know how bronies are, without exception, the bottom of the social food chain, the completely unattractive? And those convention pictures that get posted on /b/ almost always depict people well above age 20! So maybe those people were bullied so harshly when they were younger that now they seek comfort in something "soft" that will tell them they're special, like a hugbox with merchandise. And it has the benefit of allowing them to interact with equally disgusting people so they won't feel as bad about themselves being like... well, like that.
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—anonymous on bronies

BIBRulz 22:49, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

"with equally disgusting people"

:D

Lord Tony 02:10, 25 May 2012 (EDT)

such as this fine gentleman:


BIBRulz 16:28, 27 May 2012 (EDT) Why has natural selection not take in effect? Lord Tony 16:45, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

   
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If you walk into Men in Black 3 believing in God, you will leave an atheist. If you walk into Men in Black 3 a Libertarian, you will emerge as a Socialist. Vegetarians will find themselves gnawing corn dogs in the theater lobby. You will probably cheat on your spouse if you watch this movie, and it won’t be your fault. Because Men in Black 3 erases all sense of logic and sense in the universe, as surely as Agent J’s Neuralyzer erases people’s memories.
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— Wired

BakaRed 21:26, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

I like how that picture fits in with this too. Lord Tony 21:49, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

2012 USA Presidential erection

in 2008 the election was a big deal on ED.com. Can we please make sure that the 2012 presidential campaigns is covered on ED.se as well? Make sure that the Mitt Romney and Barack Obama articles are up to date throughout the election year, this is crucial in making sure that ED stays relevant in 2012. Thanks. --zaiger (talk) 10:57, 27 May 2012 (EDT)

Wait...what presidential election? ಠ_ಠ
Mitt Romney lost to McCain, McCain lost in a landslide to Obama...yeah. Obama...two term president, no election needed. --Onideus 19:33, 27 May 2012 (EDT)
I could have called the election for Obama during the whole pre-primaries bullshit. The Republicunts are going so far to the right that soon Stormfront may field a candidate. --One With The Lulz 20:14, 27 May 2012 (EDT)
This is a good recent article on the subject (of the republican party going wacko):
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2012/0526/1224316731906.html
--Onideus 20:25, 27 May 2012 (EDT)
I saw that posted on /k/ a few weeks back. can you guess how they responded? --One With The Lulz 22:46, 27 May 2012 (EDT)

Go away, 'baitin!

Troll, troll, troll, yer gawd I'm sick of seeing that word! See originally, trolling was ~supposed~ to be like...Bonsai Kitty. We're talkin mass level reality manipulation art at its finest! But somewhere along the line...yeah...apparently trolling became synonymous with "personal butt flustering" with every other tweenage muppet fuck stomping up and down and pissing their pretty pink little princess training panties with indignant butthurt and online fit throwing.

As such, it's occurred to me that maybe there needs to be a separate classification or something. At first I was thinking like graded levels of trolling, or types of trolling (what I originally came up with back in 1996), but I think that's kinda overly complicated and probably won't catch on very well. So then it hit me...how about a new name? Something similar to the word trolling, with similar connotations. And that's when I came up with...'baitin! Like in the movie Idiocracy!

Instead of "trolling" for idiots, trolling being done with a large net designed to catch hundreds of the buggers, yer just 'baitin for idiots, trying to catch just a few with a single line. It's especially great too cause then you could run around calling yourself a "Master 'Baiter". :D

--Onideus 15:47, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

not suggesting this, but "drolling" comes to mind, for some reason. also, plz link to the 1996 classification system. -hipcrime 15:56, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
LOL, I like that too. This is what I originally came up with; I had two classifications for "trolls" and what I called "pathetics":
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/712/trollsh.png
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3162/pathetics.png
A few years later though Mike Reed came along and he made his own versions as well (better than mine I think):
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/
--Onideus 16:17, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
Bonzai kitty was an awesome troll, I still want one. --zaiger (talk) 02:08, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

Suggested Quote of the Naow?

This isn't my quote I thought up (yanno that being "creatively inventive" ain't in a wimminz Encyclopedia), but I found it on some dude's signature on the webz and thought it had enough lulzy potential as an ED "Quote of the Now."

   
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The Snail Trail is when a girl grinds upon you and leaves a wet, special surprise!
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—Anonymous Quote

Yay or nay, ED people? :)

Psycho Princess 08:57, 29 May 2012 (EDT)


- Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 09:38, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

OIC. Sorry 'bout that; I'm rather new and trying hard to get some lulz outta people. At least gimmee credit for trying, mmm, kay? You're fucking cool… -Psycho Princess 18:10, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

That was a joke from Junior School: It was originally ..."Why do Girls have legs?" - "...have you seen the mess Snails make" Oh, how we laughed  TUXLIE  19:48, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Krystal Rice

I took some pics:

Basically: apparently her police boss told her to pose topless because she has a DFC and could pose as a teen girl, plausibly to use her in TCAP style stings. Then apparently instead of that, he just passed it around the office for guys to fap to and ruined her marriage.

Anywho, that drama has leaked to the internet via news streams and... I want to know if her topless pics are on the net, and how good they are.

Thoughts? Tymec 16:05, 29 May 2012 (EDT)

I'd like to see those pics, there must be something more in them than just tits. I'm not sure you just leave your wife for something as simple as that. ~ Sirkillsalot 16:14, 29 May 2012 (EDT)
That probably depends on the husband. For some that would be enough. Apparently he was told she's fucking the whole force or something. Tymec 16:42, 29 May 2012 (EDT)
She probably was. --zaiger (talk) 18:57, 30 May 2012 (EDT)
Quote from linked news article.. "she has no way of knowing how the photos were ever used" - I think we can all guess that one  TUXLIE  19:52, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Daniel Leslie Brandt

I thought only admins on ED could move pages, how did this guy do it? Lord Tony 01:54, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

A typo in wiki config TKN 12:55, 30 May 2012 (EDT)
Exploiters gonna Exploit... - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 13:06, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Sick ponyfag shit that Lauren Faust herself would end up suiciding if she saw it.

http://tiarawhy.com/chrysalis.html

Some guy showed me this sick pony shit, check it out. Lord Tony 09:20, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

ew ♥♥♥ 09:43, 30 May 2012 (EDT)
Ponies and porn? That's fucked up. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 09:50, 30 May 2012 (EDT)
Christ thats bad. ~Oblique 06:24, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
KILL IT WITH FIRE! SWfan 17:18, 22 January 2013 (EST)

Ronald Poppo

   
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One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
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—Miami Herald

Nigger must have been hungry 'cause there's fuck-all left of the guys face...

GIS Results - Ronald Poppo - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 13:32, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

User:Douche_McCowfucker 31:51, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Is he still alive? Lord Tony 19:03, 30 May 2012 (EDT)
Even if he is, I bet he doesn't want to be. --One With The Lulz 19:07, 30 May 2012 (EDT)
lol America



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~Oblique 06:25, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

The real question is, has he turned yet? Wnt 20:55, 5 June 2012 (EDT)
Why do we not have an article about this yet? Lord Tony 21:07, 5 June 2012 (EDT)
Ronald Poppo --zaiger (talk) 13:12, 12 June 2012 (EDT)
Hmmm, looks like he hasn't turned... yet. [2] But other attacks are ongoing. [3] Some guys must have watched Rave 2 The Grave and say it's special bath salts, but the toxicology report still isn't back. (They're probably holding it until after the legislature finishes voting for new super duper prison sentences and a super duper new prison run by some guy in the Mafia to accommodate them) Wnt 17:05, 14 June 2012 (EDT)

Face-eating guy

Do we have an article on the face-eating incident (in the above section) yet? If not then get that started ASAP. There are a bunch of pictures in this thread showing the guy before and after getting his face chewed off. Please someone get this shit going like now. --zaiger (talk) 18:52, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Ok I started it. Someone please do more. --zaiger (talk) 19:07, 30 May 2012 (EDT)

Operation: buy ponyfag sex doll and send it as a gift to Chris-Chan

http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031&parent_id=&option=agree_adult

It's amazing what people spend their money on these days. Since it's so popular and a lot of bronies out there want to buy it I'd like to see someone troll them all by sending it directly to Chris-Chan. He will no doubt make videos of him humping the shit out of it. Thus trolling the entire pony community itself. Lord Tony 00:57, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

  • £200?!!1one Jesus, people bidding on that should kill themselves immediately. - Mr Jonzz User:Mr_Jonzz 08:24, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
Chris-chan is too easy a target. I'd say send it to their leader Sethisto and then spam the proof everywhere that he really does want to fuck the characters. It would shatter that whole fandom in an instant by scaring off any normal (as normal as bronies come anyway) people left. The whole damn thing right now is being held up by the majority actively ignoring that it's most prolific members are major sick fucks. BakaRed 17:00, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
They are obviously in denial, everyone knows this is just one big sick fetish. Lord Tony 17:20, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
brilliant. i heartily encourage this, and look forward to the results. -hipcrime 18:19, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
Personally, I think it'd be a *LOT* funnier to send this to this guy:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.SE/3/35/Average_brony.jpg
errr...presuming he hasn't already bought it. ಠ_ಠ
Check out the price though...damn...easy money milkin teh fetish communities.
--Onideus 00:07, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
Okay, seriously, I gotta get in on this. That is just...tha'fawk! THREE HUNDRED fucking dollars! Yeah...no way I'm missin out on this. How the fuck hard can it be to buy a MLP plush and put a gawd damn hole in it? --Onideus 00:10, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
Oh I am gonna make some gawd damn money on this! Check it out:
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4102258&CAWELAID=580285292
16 inch Pinky Pie plushie from Toys R Us (for $25 bucks)
A quick hour or two of sewing
Strategically placed hole!
An eBay account.
???
PROFIT!
I'mma GENIUS! :D
--Onideus 00:22, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
Ship it off to Chris-Chan for added lols first. Lord Tony 03:26, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
You better make a "No Refund" sign just in case. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 08:22, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
  • This butt plushy became a pony meme! There are people everywhere drawing pictures of a pony plushy like this with the hole in the back. It would be devastating if it fell in the hands of christen. Lord Tony 06:44, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
Link? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 08:22, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
Look up Lyra butt plushy. Ponyfags make memes quick. Lord Tony 20:29, 1 June 2012 (EDT)
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