Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/September 9, 2014

	“	Looking at a woman too long? That's a rapein'. Talking to a woman too long? That's a rapein'. Smiling in the presence of a woman? That's a rapein'. Slouching on a chair near a woman? That's a rapein'. Sitting upright on a chair near a woman? That's a rapein'. Laughing at a non-peer reviewed and sanitized joke near a woman? That's a rapein'. Sitting next to a woman on the bus even if there is no other seats? That's a rapein'. Incidentally, actually raping a woman isn't rape, it's a war crime.	„
	— $$Trooper, clarifying the 2014 definition of rape