Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 20, 2015

“	You: What rumors have you heard? Sigur, King consort: I have heard rumors of plans to assassinate the King. You: Tell me more. Sigur, King consort reveals herself as Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies! Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies grabs Rigoth, Dwarf king by the head! Ezumkra, the Ashen-Tooth Demon of Lies grabs Rigoth, Dwarf king by the head, pulping it! Sigur, King consort: They say a demon plots for the King's death. You: I must leave.	„
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