Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/June 3, 2023

	“	Camilla: [laughing]: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? [Both laugh]. Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers. Charles:: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs) Camilla: You are a complete idiot! [Laughs] Oh, what a wonderful idea. Charles:: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down. Camilla: [laughing]: Oh darling! Charles: Until the next one comes through. Camilla:Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box. Charles: What sort of box? Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going. Charles: That’s true. Camilla: Repeating yourself … [laughing]. Oh, darling, oh I just want you now.	„
	—King Charles talking dirty to Camilla back in 1993 - wishing he could be her tampon.