Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 12, 2013

“	I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the assholes you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!" A gentleman never tells the rest but let's just say I've put my dick in her for real this time!! :) :)	„
—mfw friendzoned