Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 11, 2014

	“	FIRE! 2:00 AM 911 arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but my mom, both dogs, me, and Lucy and my iPhone, shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost. Found shelter with a generous neighbor; sitting an chatting.	„
	—Chris Chan, burned his house down.