Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/December 22, 2011

“	So i was trimming off some hair when suddenly i clipped something that wasn't hair. I was using scissors so i took out a pretty big chunk. So right now im bleeding pretty bad, i have about 7 pieces of gauze on it, and it wont stop bleeding. I just wanted to ask some random people before i do anything rash, like call 911.	„
—Moop