Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 2, 2022

Marcus Potter

Kiko4564 (Powerword: Marcus David Potter) is an autistic, self-proclaimed "Internet Hero" riddled with crohn's disease, who wanted to become the next admin of Encyclopædia Dramatica, a very noble goal. When told the secret cheat code to unlock godmode on ED, Potter eagerly obliged and sent pictures of his naked body, front and back, believing it would make him an EDitor at least. Instead, his nudes were spread across Discord and the wiki, and Potter decided he would try and threaten those who were spreading his pictures with legal action. As he slowly gave away more details about himself, ED's finest were quickly able to discover who Kiko4564 was.

Before he decided to send his personal goatse online, Marcus spent time in jail after going to a police station and telling the pigs to go fuck themselves. Coupled with his previous offences, Marcus had articles written about him by local newspapers, who revealed he had an autism diagnosis from age 3, as well as a problem with his bowels. Marcus believes himself to be a charming rogue, a bad boy with a carefree attitude; along with his jail sentence Marcus is incredibly proud of his global ban from Wikimedia, a ban rarely given to even the worst users. It's this ban that has convinced Marcus he's destined for something greater, Encyclopædia Dramatica. You can probably understand why he's so upset, as no one wants him on the wiki, and his contributions have all been deleted before he even got a chance to improve them. Sure, all his pages were stubs and their contents were entirely stolen from Wikipedia, but give him a chance.

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