Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 3, 2022

Monkeypox

Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is a viral disease and the 2022 spiritual successor to the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexual men make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.

Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is via the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by OP. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are just coincidentally contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire. Since careless fairies simply cannot help themselves by not engaging in reckless unprotected steamy buttlove, the infection of every man, transvestite, and child is inevitable.

(( "I CAN'T WORK TODAY, BOSS - I GOT THE MONKEYPOX" ))

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