Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 25, 2023

Doctor Who

'Nurse Who is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek Star Wars Battlestar Galactica Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least the tiniest of chances of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is Avatar for otherkin.

The series centers on a time-traveling alien called "The Nurse". Initially, this was because all the other names were taken, but EPIC RETCONS have resulted in the fanbase regarding this writing fail as something DEEP and MEANINGFUL. The Nurse is the last of xer race, the mystical Timefags. (Except xe isn't, because JAMES BOND is also a Timefag, and is trapped in a void with all the other Timefags for all eternity, forced to watch Torchwood reruns. For reals).

(( We've Gone From The Nurse To The Nigger ))

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