The Reverend Andrew Alan Escher Auernheimer III, esq., or weev for short, is a hacker and former ED sysop, who proved that AT&T and Apple don't care about your privacy. After reporting a gigantic security hole to Gawker, weev was raided by the Apple gestapo, executing a dubious search warrant looking for anything at all. According to the official report, upon breaking his door down, the AT&T stormtroopers found him engaging in intercourse with the long-lost body of Natalee Holloway on top of piles of cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and schedule 2 and 3 pharmaceuticals. Last Thursday, a kangaroo court found weev guilty of using a form on a web site, and he plans to appeal.
