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Joe Biden

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., a.k.a. Robert Peters, #PedoPete, and The Joepedo is the current president of the USA. Having been raised in a Puerto-Rican-Jewish gay suburb, this American lifeguard and coal miner overcame all the odds to win the 2020 Presidential Elections, becoming the side bitch of shadow-President Kamala "Cocksucker" Harris. His gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior were staples of his successful campaign yielding 81 million votes, the most votes of any politician. Ever. After "winning", President Kamala returned to sucking Michelle Obama's cock, who in turn vigorously fellated the Jews, because the US is a vassal state of Israel. As the Democrats' figurehead, President Biden epitomizes the brilliant minds that run the Democrat party.

In November of "THE WORST YEAR EVER," this brilliant lawyer won the election fair and square, with turnouts in excess of 100%, and ascended to the throne of president of the USA, proving that being a pedophile is now a requirement for American presidents. Now, Biden gets to have two scoops of chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream! Just like dRuMpF!!111

Joe Biden was installed as the 46th President of the USA on January 20th, 2021, after Trump tried to defend the Republic against a hostile domestic threat. The Biden Regime managed to lose an entire war, empower Cultural Marxism on the federal level, and devastate the economy, all in less than two years, and left Joe Biden with the lowest job approval rating of any U.S. president ever.

The worst is yet to come.

(( Prostate Cancer Is Eating Away At His Dick ))


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