Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 1, 2025

Munich Massacre

Yet another fucking mass shooting. We're getting tired of having to constantly shit out these articles, but they're evidently what's raking in the views. On July 22nd, 2016 (the 5th anniversary of Breivik's epic bloodfest), an 18-year-old Iranian-German kid named David Sonboly^卐 (Born: Ali Sonboly^☪) was fed up with being bullied by the filthy turkroaches infesting Deutschland, and the Glock he ordered off the Darknet was finally in his possession. So, he decided to seek revenge against the sub-human scumbags plaguing his nation and ruining his life, by going on a generic, but lulzy little shooting spree. The "tragedy" claimed 10 lives including his own. Thankfully, this kid discriminately targeted non-white undermentsch and cleaned up the turkroach infestation ruining his country, and earned his own ED page in the progress, along with thousands of admirers and creepy ass fangirls like every mass murderer scores. Due to the shooting spree being within close proximity in time to several terrorist attacks in Europe, most people believed the shooter to be a radical Islamic terrorist, but the opposite turned out to be true; David was a euro-skeptic, pro-white nationalist, anti-mudslime and /pol/ lurker. David was also active on Steam, where he trained for his terrorist attack by killing virtual terrorists in Counter-Strike and going on hacking rampages in GTA 5. Ban tactical assault video games.

(( Most Would Expect Better From Someone That Shares Hitler's Birthday ))

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