Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 27, 2025

Giggly Goonclown

Giggly Goonclown'^⚧ (Powerword: Orion Grant Passmore) is a disgusting gooner trooner whose mind is so fried by gooning that he has developed a fetish for literally everything including but not limited to fart porn, diapers, cross-dressing, "black new world order", incest, bestiality and last but not least, an affinity for clowns and children. He also has a humiliation fetish, so if you call him a sick fuck, he will revel in it. Orion describes his clown alter-ego as a "silly bouncing cumclown who escaped from your wet nightmares."

Encyclopedia Dramatica first mentioned Goonclown on Twitter in 2021 before Soyjak.party caught eye of him in 2023, yet it took until 2024 for an article to be made on this freak. Goonglown likes to waste his life on Twitter and Discord jacking off to and commissioning the most depraved pornography known to man. He was even known to give freebies of his asshole, of himself wearing diapers and of himself cross-dressing as a little girl. One such video played over farting noises and a laugh track involving himself masturbating while making goofy faces became a meme on the imageboard Soyjak.party, which would arouse their interest in him and lead to an undiscovered rabbit hole of DO NOT WANT and to an epic /raid/ saga culminating in Orion's doxxation.

The first course of action taken by Soyteens was of course to send Goonclown a 'jakked image of his clown alter-ago, which Goonclown responded to by drawing an enhanced version of their soyjak with enhanced features.

Always in the spirit to ruinate filthy troons on the internet, soyteens began looking into this character. Someone was even able to hack into his Discord account to reveal that he was a MASSIVE gooner through and through (which of course was to be completely expected). Hilariously, he even kept a goon log to which one could see how many hours he has gooned that day and with whom. It was only a matter of time before he was fully doxed, and on August 1st, 2023, a full dox would be leaked via a forum post titled "GOONCLOWN LOST"[1]. Trolling proceeded as usual and they sent him many pizzas and religious scriptures, but soyteens couldn't shake off the feeling that there wasn't something more sinister transpiring in this clown's goonworld. Through further scrutinization of his Discord messages, it was revealed that Goonclown was also a proud pedophile (SUPRISE!) and first jacked off to the real thing 6 years prior.

(( Little Girl, I'll Give You $10 If You Let Me Smell Your Socks ))

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