Jehovah's Witnesses† is a would-be Christian denomination (read: cult) created 130 years ago whose main exports include failed doomsday predictions, pedophiles, and annoying cunts that interrupt your fapping session in order to talk about God, created according to Jehovah's Witnesses World. They will trick you into joining their fake, shitty church and you will leave your family. Then when you croak you will leave all your dough to this cult/occult.
