Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 6, 2022

Robert Crimo

Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III^✡ (also known as Awake The Rapper) is a pasty Mexican-Jew who tried to get a high score on July 4, 2022, in the suburbs of Chicago. Going Paddock-style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat, only to be found by cops.

Bobby appears to be your average Lil Peep clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted JewTube channel. Somehow going under the radar of the Party Van, he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “project”.

(( HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! *BANG BANG* ))

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