Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 4, 2022

Jewnited States of Americunts

The Jewnited States of Americunts, (pronounced by the local inhabitants as "Murka") is also known as the Divided States of Embarassment, Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Dumbfuckistan, The Zionist States of Israelistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, The Great Satan, the Black States of America, United Failed States Of America, United Rogue States Of America or just America (as if they are the only country on the whole continent) is a cesspool of rednecks, spics, jews, niggers and christfags on land stolen from the native Injuns. It is currently #2 on top ten fattest countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-Spanish, also known as the Mexicans.

Americunts are ugly, selfish, greasy fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. They believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas and an extreme case of baby-dick.

The US is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in all of human history and is hated, secretly or blatantly, by every other country on the planet, mostly because is inhabited by the sort of people who can order a murder for hire but are too refined to look at the pictures. America is one of the most hypocritical countries of the world, its self-perception based on lies and myths, the biggest myth about America is the thesis that it's a Democracy. Bullshit, de facto America is not a Democracy; it's an Oligarchy. Freedom of speech & expression does not exist, except if one thinks that shit written on Constitution is not a joke fabricated by Jewish Americans.

America likes to make the world think it's a free country, but whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS. It's a trap to get poor people who are looking for jobs who live in a bad place to come over only for their kids to be sent to Guantanamo Bay, be arrested for speaking freely, be forced to do all the crap labor no one wants like working in fields and slaughterhouses and being unnecessarily searched at airports, similar to how pedophiles lure kids into their vans with promises of candy.

(( IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY, BITCH ))

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