Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 3, 2025

Death

An all-around humorous topic, Death is the ultimate escape from your flesh prison. There are many ways of achieving death, some funnier than others. Death is unique as it is the only common ground human beings have, it doesn't matter if you're a balding manlet subhuman or or a rich man living a lavish lifestyle everyone will face death. So remember that the next time some jerk beats you up, steals your bike, fucks your mother and makes you call him Cindy, you have a comeback (albeit a shit one) which is: "LOL NIGGA JOO GUNNA DIE!"

Think of the world as one huge fucking forum, with God as the admin. Thousands of people are banned everyday, but there are also thousands of registered new users everyday so it balances out. However, not everyone is permabanned by God; some people simply delete their own IRL accounts.

(( The Big Sleep You Don't Wake Up From ))

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