Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 21, 2022

Moviebob

Bob "Moviebob" Chipman (a.k.a Movieblob or basement Bob or MSTmario) from The Escapist is another, fat uneducated self-styled "journalist" who can't get laid. He has an obsession with Mario rivaling that of Chris-chan's obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog. Bob is made famous only by virtue of the internet and his willingness to pander to SJW feminists who don't actually watch these movies or play these games beyond what is necessary for them to call them sexist. All of this because there is no way this fat blob would ever be able to go to a job interview.

His reviews are filled with his unsolicited opinions about movies and video games which he acquired in all the free time he has leftover from never having sex, in between dreaming about one day being a director while being too fat and lazy to do anything about it. His video reviews have a hypnotic quality created by his third chin popping in-and-out from underneath his hilarious beard that was grown in a desperate attempt to conceal it.

Bob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about. He just talks about anything and everything, but mostly about 30 year old cartoons and movies because the time before high-school was the only happy time in his life before it made him realize what a failure he is. The rest of his time is spent using tortured logic to explain why things he likes are okay, things he dislikes are bad, casting colored characters with white actors is bad because it's racist, casting white characters with black actors is fine, casting anything else is wrong because it's against the canon (but only when he doesn't like it), censorship isn't censorship when it's done by people he agrees with but is censorship when it's done to them, Jack Thompson wasn't that bad so comparing him to Anita isn't an insult unless he insults Anita which is when he's suddenly bad again if people agree with Bob's own opinion that he wasn't that bad and doxing is okay but only when it's done by his friends and not to them. And, somehow, it's back on Escapist's channel

(( WILL THE 'BEETUS TAKE HIS TOES?? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT ))

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