Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 1, 2022

France

France is a tourist trap in Europe. It has a long history of allowing Nazis to set up puppet governments. The current puppet government's President is named after a bordering country, and the Puppet Master is Palestine. Bordering the United Kingdom, the country of France is commonly referred to as the Mexico of Western Europe; similar to how the Mexicans act towards the Americans, the French often show extreme contempt towards Britain due to jealousy of the superior British culture, advanced technology, science and economy, as well as military penis-envy, and because it's sunnier than the Home Islands.

Most of their history is shameful, with repeated defeats, conquests, and surrenders. The French under Napoleon III presented the United States with the Statue of Liberty -- an intended trojan horse ambush gone wrong. The vast majority of French men are sex addicts, in the closet and/or champagne socialists. The most common thing a frenchman will say during his life is "What proof do you have that I am full of shit?". France is most famous for enacting legislation banning women from shaving their armpits, which was then enthusiastically imported by the horrifyingly hirsute Italians.

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