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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 1, 2013
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O.J. Simpson (also known as The Juice, moar like the JEWice, amirite?) is a good-for-nothing black person (pardon the redundency) who murdered his white wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her gay BFF tennis Jew by decapitating them with a rather sizable knife. But at least he knows how to treat a woman. When confronted he authored a suicide note which was apparently done for the lulz but was perceived otherwise by teh fuzz.
In court Johnny Cochran (J.C.) saved his black ass from goatseaction by Bubba unless of course he was going to become the new Bubba. He found that the glove did not fit, so they had to acquit him from the murder charges.
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