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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 3, 2013

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A Zombie is a dead person who hasn't figured out what "dead" is supposed to mean yet. Unlike vampires, zombies are bone-stupid and are only good for moaning and eating, much like Americans. Unlike most Americans though, zombies' favorite food is human flesh, particularly brains, making everyone who has ever used the internet invulnerable.


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