Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 15, 2024

Gamer

A Gamer is someone who plays tedious, Darwin amplifying, circus downfall and unnewsworthy digital games. Gamers are male portions of the population that have devoted themselves to the hobby and pasttime of playing what are known as video games. As you will read on this page, you'll realize that they are no better than any shithead loser who uses their pasttime like a drunk sloven shabby backwater dickhead abuses their wife to make themselves feel better when in reality they don't accept the fact that they are shithead losers. When their peers talk about relationships gamers will wonder "What is a "relation ship"? and start looking for it in their fantasy world. Most gamers shop at GameStop (GAME if they're Britfags) despite the fact that they complain about their butthurt from getting ripped off from trading in their used games. Brace yourselfs people, we're going in.

(( The More You Score In A Game - The Lower The Chances You Have In Real Life ))

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