Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 23, 2023

Fat

A word that describes about 95% of the internets. Also, one who cannot fit into MRIs. Fat people are abominations; the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people from whom they stole life-saving food and rendered to produce an alternate fuel much like whale oil. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, cynical, horny and in denial. They like to eat, cry, talk trash with their fat friends, eat, act petty, eat in secret, cry about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to their kind, cry while eating, and most importantly, eat while crying. They have been known to be aggressive and will attack if provoked, the best way to survive is to simply run.

It should be noted that landwhales give great head. Fat whores give the best head because they're always hungry, but caution must be taken. In cases of too much enthusiasm, a fat woman may take ejaculation as the time to bite and swallow anything in her mouth. This is also because they are accustomed to putting large amounts of food in their mouths at all times, and crave hot meaty sticks shoved down their gullets. Furthermoar, due to natural selection, fat chicks often lack a gag reflex, enabling them to easily unhinge their gaping jaws and swallow objects many times the size of their own, already enormous heads. It should be obvious that any fat chick with a working gag reflex has a built-in solution to her problem of being fat! Fat chicks who do not give great head are probably fat dykes. Research is inconclusive regarding fat men and cunnilingus. For information on fat men and fellatio, please see gay.

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