Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 15, 2015

Dragon Cave

Dragon Cave is a conspiracy to glue all the teenage girls on the Internets to something other than their webcams, run by a complete drama whore who goes by the name of Theodore J. Lipscomb (TJ).

Elite Dragon Cave players have permanent PMS. Almost all of them have raging hardons for TJ and gladly suck his e-penis whenever he whips it out in front of them (which is frequently). Time not spent sucking E-Penis is spent roleplaying out awesome dragon roleplay characters notable for having zero physical descriptions and almost always the same personalities.

It’s not really a game so much as it's just staring vacantly at a screen, clicking madly on little pixel eggs while your soul is sucked into the void.

And TJ is not so much a moderator as the Queen Twat, but who gives a shit about semantics anyway?

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