Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 5, 2023

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (GTA IV would have made too much sense) is set in Miami of the 1980's and displays all manner of loud shirts, bad songs, and pastel colors to prove the point. The promoted "stunning quality of graphics" became shit hitting the fan from the second the disc spun, with trees and walls appearing from thin air whenever the player character traveled any faster than 5 mph. Textures were as fugly as ever. This is very ironic considering this game runs on the RenderWare engine, which has much better looking games during that time period.

In a monumental step forward for the GTA series, Vice City's main character had a name (Tommy Vercetti).Vice City also gave the dedicated player the first chance to ride a motorcycle (OMG not featured in GTA III)!

The game is also renown for having illogical missions, such as controlling an RC helicopter into a building while dropping dynamite all over the place, while a bunch of fat bastards try to shoot you down. Also, the box art looks nothing like the in-game characters, and falling into the sea is an insta-kill, because everbody in the 80's instantly wanted to an hero when they got wet because their expensive coke stash got ruined and no one except 12 year old kids could last more than 5 minutes, without the aid of drugs, with 80's music being a constant source of depression and suicide.

(( Woah new triple A slop with nostalgia-baiting! ))

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