Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 25, 2020

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Krampus is a Southern Germanic/Austrian myth/folk lore about a demonic companion of Saint Nicholas, that is believed to have originally been the son of the Norse Goddess of the underworld Hel. Like so many Germanic traditions dealing with the Christmas season like the Christmas tree, Scat porn, beer for kids and concentration camps it was depaganized, bastardized and incorporated by the Catholic church to pull in converts.

The current traditions and stories follow with the idea that the Krampus tags along with Saint Nicholas during the Christmas Season when he's sneaking into kids' houses to take pictures of them when they're on the toilet to punish naughty and wicked children in contrast to Saint Nicholas' rewarding all the good and well behaved children with toys and other desired gifts for remembering to leave their curtains open when they are changing.

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