Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 23, 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?

(( He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney ))

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