Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 21, 2021

Jesus

Jesus (also known as "Jizz-ass" or Yeshua bar Yehosef) was a deeply deluded Heretic Jew (also known as Communist) who went insane at the age of 30, leaving his job as a carpenter and living as a liberal hobo sponging off others along with 12 crazy cultists for the next three years, finally committing suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (but not as powerful or swarming in pussy) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.

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