Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 11, 2025

Josef Mengele

Doctor Josef Mengele was one of the world's greatest scientists. This good doctor and fine humanitarian showed people the real way of life. Some of his work included:

• Killing a fuckton of kikes in various lulzy ways
• Getting his medical degree revoked years after his death
• Accidentally aiding the development of lasik surgery while playing around with iodine and little Jews
• Trying to create innovative ways to transfer organs (and failing at it)
• AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ZOMFG SLAYER WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM HE MUST BE SOOOOO HXC!!!1! FUCK YES NAZIS R AWESUM

It is alleged that he repeatedly told Jews that if they volunteered for his experiments, they'd get better food, better shelter, and a better chance to survive the camp. This was kinda true, cause he'd pamper the motherfuckers until he felt like pulling out their cunts and stitching someone's cock on the wound. That just maybe have contributed somewhat to the painful deaths that pretty much all of his "patients" ended up with. Maybe. Or, with his track record of failure, it's possible he actually WAS trying to help them.

He was awarded the Nobel Prize for Racism in 1972, "For his theories concerning twins and his discoveries through human experimentation." However, Mengele had his visa application denied by the U.S. government and couldn't travel to Alabama to the Prize ceremony.

(( He Created Hitler 2.0 By Cloning Him In Brazil ))

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