Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 24, 2013

Emo

Emo is a movement which is an attempt to make normal teenage angst cool (seriously, who tries to win a "my life sucks more than yours" contest?) While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original. To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo sometimes may wear eyeliner (especially on ones who think they are raccoons, t-shirts sometimes of shitty bands like My Chemical Romance, ridiculously bright jeans, enjoy large cock (not that they ever get any, unless they got a granddad), growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll die it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way had his hair white when he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.

(( GAY MEANS HAPPY AND EMOS AREN'T HAPPY ))

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