Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/September 21, 2012

Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly is a batshit insane old media hack and conservative shill. Like CNN's now Fox's independent Glenn Beck, O'Reilly is not, strictly speaking, a "journalist", however he is considered a "pundit" and therefore doesn't know what he's talking about. When he isn't on a NAMBLA retreat with his good friend and founder of Fox News, Rupert Murdoch, he likes to yell at people and call them idiots because he can't wrap his brain around intellectual ideas which do not involve "mastering" his favorite pastime. Despite claims of an independent political viewpoint, Bill is a typical conservative butt-puppet. He is known to have constructed an elaborate George W. Bush altar in his bedroom, complete with American flag panties, photos of George in an organ-grinder monkey outfit, and freedom-scented candles. Video clips of Bill kneeling naked at his Independent altar can easily be found on YouTube. The clips show Bill singing songs of freedom, "and I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!" and sliding up and down on a greased 16" red, white, and blue realistic veined freedom stick named "Unkle Sam" and complete with big, bulging eagles and a suction-cup base. Through it all, though, Billo the Clown has become a staple in Fox's lineup and retains a large following.

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