Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/May 13, 2012

Redneck

Your typical Southern Redneck.

A redneck, also known as a hillbilly, or hillnigger, is a heavily armed conservative white gentleman, from the Southern and Midwestern part of America, known as the Bible Belt. They are also the scum of the Earth. They are so prevalent that most outsiders think that this is what all Americans are like, much like how many Americans think all Brits are members of the upper class. When subjected to the company of a normal human being, i.e. anyone who can read, or a nigger, they become highly agitated, and beat their wives. Their society is illiterate, and their main cultural activities include finding creative uses for their bathtubs, improving their figures through drinking, and providing insightful viewpoints on the role of diversity in America today. Wannabe rednecks are the worst. Merely coming in contact with one IRL can turn you homosexual and give you an irresistible urge to display the confederate flag on anything you see.

(( Redneck ))

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