Handegg, or "American Football" (AKA Rugby for faggots) is a sporting activity played only by Americans because of a cultural OBLIGATION for having invented it. Since Americunts are fat (thus needing a break every 5 seconds), stupid (need to be told what to do every play), and generally unskilled, Handegg was tailored for them. With its use of tights, body armor, under eye make up, fanny pack and helmet (and the QB Snap routine where the team's captain mounts his man's A-hole every down) it is the primary recruiting technique for young new homosexuals, as it is a required part of high school education for young men.
