Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/December 27, 2011

He thought he could run. He thought he could hide. He thought he could avoid responsibility after producing a zombaby.

But Something Awful connected the dots. In a show of sleuthing rivaling Maury, Goons put the pieces of Preacher Dan's internet history together and figured out that the Evangelical internet mogul was the father of an illegitimate (and now dead) retarded baby.

After being incarcerated for almost 6 years (on and off) in kiddie jail, Dan Lirette engaged in a homosexual love affair with a guard named Gilles Goudreau. [1] Gilles shared the Love of Penis with Dan on a constant basis until the day that Gilles wasn't enough for Dan anymore, and Dan turned to the holy cock of Jesus Christ for comfort.

According to the website 'Jesus Atlantic', the day that Gilles led Dan to Jesus Christ, the Presence of God fell into Dan's gaping manhole in such a powerful way that Dan recounts how he physically felt the Holy Spirit ejaculate into him in great 'Deliverance', and he recounts how he was instantaneously set free from the power of sin and the devil.

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