So, you've picked up your brand new nigger, eager to get it working, but you just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the Nigger Manual is here! In this manual, you will learn many handy tips, from how to fill your nigger's noggin' with bleak, empty promises of reward, to how to thoroughly discipline your nigger when he decides to steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. In just fifteen minutes, it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready? Here we go!
