Dylan Marron

Dylan Marron (aka the SJW faggot) is one of the retards that dare call themselves "hosts" of the internet shitfest channel called Seriously.TV. The show is pure cringe. It amasses vast numbers of "kys" comments and dislikes that make the like bar the size of Justin Bieber's penis. The fag himself, Dylan, not being aware of all the facepalms that he evokes, is happy to unbox (or "dissect", in his words) "Most intangible items on the market" (An actual quote from this faggots video). These include (but are not limited to): "White Feminism", "police brutality", "masculinity", etc. The chance of cringe-induced suicide grows exponentially as you read along, so we advise you to put off all your knives, and other sharp and blunt objects and beverages you may posses. Since nobody really gives a flying fuck about any of the shit this guy has to say and all of his 100 views come from shitposting neckbeards that only come there to post inspirational quotes on the plethora of ways a person can go around taking their own life away, the retarded group of lowlife SJW, feminists, and other sorts of faggots that call themselves a "company" of sorts called Seriously.TV have decided they should disable ratings on some videos. This goes without saying, but ratings are not the only disabled thing on their channel.

Our protagonist

Alas, let's get back to our hero of this article, Dylan the fag. loved by some noone, criticized by many, it seems as though faggots hate him the most. The epitome of gruesome intense cringe are gay people saying that he's too big of a faggot for them to handle. He is such a flaming faggot that any more faggotry would cause his anus to be wider than Goatse, which would in turn swallow the entire Earth and Solar System, cause a massive disruption in the space-time continuum, change the polarity of the universe, cause a massive collapse of existence itself, and fill the universe with gay porn. In his videos featured on Seriously.TV, he attempts to use a rather "sarcastic" approach to his "hot topics", though using the word "sarcastic" may be a stretch, as the dictionary definition of what that word implies that the statement must be funny in some way, something that all of his cringeworthy content lacks. Instead, he comes across as a braindead autistic sjw and a fag bedroom feminazi. He openly admits to hating white people, everything masculine, law enforcement, and everything normal in this world, and "fights" for his "equality" in a rather usual way for his kind- by making stupid videos online, in which he wears the same shirt and has a fake smile on his face (which is over 9000 on the punchability scale btw) in all of them, in an attempt to be relatable with neckbeards and idiots that happen to stumble upon his videos after searching for furry porn on YouTube.