Circlist

	“	the circumcised penis exists in exposed beauty whether flaccid or erect	„
	—The circumphiles at circlist.^[1]

Circlist is a pro-circumcision website and mailing list; the website tries its best to look NPOV without actually claiming to be. The site consists of retards who ignore all contradicting evidence of all kinds in favor of their limited scope of understanding. I mean, really! Who needs human rights when you just want to get off?

Circlist is considered an acceptable source on the Simple English Wikipedia.^[2] On the main English Wikipedia they could not use it because they would humiliate themselves.

Reasons For Circumcision

	“	The permanent exposure of the glans of the penis renders it a sexual tool.	„
	—The circumphiles at circlist, apparently not knowing the foreskin rolls back during an erection.^[1]

The dubious medical benefits that Circlist claims for circumcision are only a front; in reality, Circlist members like circumcision for one of two reasons:

they have a circumcision fetish, or;
they are from the USA and hate/hated being uncircumcised simply because uncut is the minority in the US.

The lulzy part is that many of them will try to hide this, though it is so transparent that they were removed from Wikipedia's circumcision article for being a "gay erotic fantasy" site. On the Circlist site you can find much angst from uncircumcised men about how they resent their parents for not having someone take a knife to their penis as babies, and how parents who oppose circumcision are the worst parents in the world. Do you tell your son to get you a beer from the fridge while you watch football? Do you beat your wife? Don't worry! At least you decided your kid shouldn't get the chance to decide for himself when it comes to an irreversable and permanent operation on someone else's body who you won't ever get to touch anyways.

Reasons Against Circumcision

According to Circlist, the only reasons against circumcision are the risks of the operation itself. There is no such thing as a botched circumcision, ever. Posts from circumcised men who are unhappy with their penis are not allowed on Circlist, nor are posts from uncut men who like their foreskin, since it's best to ignore any conflicting arguments when it's not convenient for the site's mainstream opinion. In fact, according to Circlist, the anti-circumcision movement is made up only of childless foreskin fetishists. Some even go so far as to compare them to the Nazis.

The "Circlist Mini Gallery"

Jake Waskett, Circlist Member, Wikipedia Editor (Jakew)

The Circlist Mini Gallery is a site authored by a Circlist member; it is undeniable evidence that all of the people on Circlist feel the way they do because of their circumcision fetish. The front page is "passworded" as it is "not aimed at the general public" and you "need to become a Circlist member" to access the gallery; in reality, it is a shitty JavaScript redirect, and you can find the password ("procirc") simply by looking at the source of the page.

Despite the gallery's claims that it is not "intentionally meant to be pornographic", it contains a few short stories describing circumcision in great detail; some of said stories contain underaged characters. With A+ lines like this, there is no doubt that these stories are bad porn:

I opened my eyes. Dad was standing to my left. "I've just circumcised my son.
I have turned my boy into a man by cutting off his foreskin. Now he is a man.

Also, the idea of mutilation appears to be a central theme in some of the stories, despite the pro-circumcision movement's adamant denial that male circumcision should be considered mutilation.

Leaked Posts Gallery

Members of CIRCLIST agree to not share postings to the list or from the archives with anyone and to keep information gained from membership in CIRCLIST confidential. This is mainly so that they don't get proven that they're retards by someone slightly more intelligent than themselves and also because it makes them feel elite.

Glossary:
uncut = uncircumcised
cut = circumcised
RIC = routine infant circumcision

Circlist members considering the circumcision status of Harry Potter actors.
Circlist member is banned for disagreeing with a forced circumcision fetish.
Circlist is infiltrated by a member of the anti-circumcision movement.
Circlisters talking about the Mini Gallery; one is unhappy that the stories are fictional.
Happy Circumcision Day!
loldongs
Circlister calls a diaper fetishist weird.
Circlist post rated 5 stars.
Circlisters sharing the password for the pedophilic "Circlist Mini Gallery".
A Circlister sharing pictures of his penis.
A Circlister ranting about the anti-circumcision movement.
Circlist members just love looking at videos of babies and children getting their cocks clamped.
Uncut angst.
More uncut angst.
Even more uncut angst.
Circumcision makes it all better.
Circumcision fetishists: a greater threat to freedom than terrorism.
The world shall one day shun dirty diseasecausing foreskins forever.
Breaking news: Trolls are planting "seeds of doubt".
Apparently, this man is straight.