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Braaaap
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| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
| Braaaap will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
Braaaap aka Fartposting is a disgusting copypasta of a fart fetish that spawned in late 2016 on Reddit and later on various 4chan boards such as /v/. This forced meme has become so obnoxious that the mods decide to ban it as spam on every board except /v/ because /v/ has no mods. Whenever there's a thread that include images of thicc asses, a newfag would get involved and fuck up everyone's fapping mood with a "BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP!" and ending up submitting reaction images of sick fucks getting horny over the smell of farts instead.
The original copypasta
- *BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
- *snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
- *BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
- Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
- *BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
- Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….
Other brap copypastas
- Ugh... My belly-welly......
- Ugh.... My stomach is roaring.... Ugh... It's fucking hurting!
- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
- ughhhhhhh! Stinky! stinky! My belly is a mess!
- *BFFFFFFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAPP*
- Ahhhhhhh... That's much better....
- Oh wait.... Here comes another!
- *BRAPFFTTTPPFFT* *BRAPPPFFT* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Other versions
The butthurt SJW version
- *DRRRRUMMMMMMMMPPPPFFFFFFFFFF*
- snnnnniiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffffff....quite butthurt indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff... Louis CK I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite butthurt leftism yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff.... Shia LaBeouf.....quite triggered my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now....
- *BBBBMMMMMRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPP*
- Oh yes...very good!....very hysterical and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of Amy Schumer I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little jew before the shilling my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of Sarah Silverman my dear....ah yes....let me guess...Colbert for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for shill...sssssnnnnnnniiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well Jon Stewart......hmmm....that autism is quite noticeable....yes.....tumblr and /co/ I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
- *PMMMMMMUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*
- Oh I was not expecting that!…that little damage control my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small …..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the butthurt….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste them my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most butthurt SJW yet my dear….ssssnnnnniifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes
How to troll fartposters
- Make a vuvuzela post. Vuvuzellas go BRRRRRRRRR instead of farting.
- Ask if they're from San Francisco, CA. They'll go "OMG SOUTH PARK REFERENCE!! SO UNFUNNY!! *BRAAAAAP!* *SNIIIFF!*".
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External Links
See Also
- 4chan
- Ass - Literally
- DeviantArt - You can find cringed fart fetish images here
- Farting - Need I say more?
- FurAffinity - Same as DeviantArt but with furries
- ProJared - A fart sniffing smug
- San Francisco
- Smug people
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