Boars heart

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boars_heart and his lover crush_the_weak, on their first date

boars_heart and crush_the_weak have their first sexual contact

Here is an undated photo of boars_heart as a boy, before he lost weight from eating only the semen of crush_the_weak

Boars_heart is a self-described "Texatruar", (meaning a wiccan who lives in texas and who thinks he's a viking), a skinhead, and a deep in the closet homosexual, who hides on teh internets spending his time acting really macho and talking shit to people who don't care. The only person who may care is Dylan, his gay lover, who goes by the name crush_the_weak on LiveJournal but who couldn't crush a wet paper bag on account of the fact that his AIDS-ridden body weighs 98 pounds.

White Supremacy goes Gay

Boar's Heart was born in a poor white neighborhood, into a broken home. His father, a drug-ridden skinhead, made sure that his son knew everything there was to know about the plight facing the white race, and initiated him into the brotherhood of other skinheads. His new "Race family" taught him all about "appropriate hate", which they contrasted with the "bad" kind of hate, that they never engage in. While becoming an accomplished artist of hate and stupidity, he also became a huge dildo and a wiccan, hoping that he could find the true religion of the ancient white people in neo-paganism. But wicca was not macho enough for his dildo skinhead peers, so he took up "texatruar", a radical texan splinter sect of the neo-pagan religion "Asatru," where he could wear big viking helmets and play like he was an ancient norseman. This was perfect for him, because Asatru, with its emphasis on horns and big hammers, helped him to make up for the fact that his penis was very small.

The Rally for Appropriate Hate

Even though the Small Penis Police had to get involved in almost every rally he attended, Boar's Heart and his gay lover went to many skinhead rallies and hid in the back while the actual tough white supremacists fought with the cops. Later, they'd brag about being in the thick of it, but during these altercations, Boar's Heart hid, whimpering. Eventually, he had to turn himself over to the small penis police, to get a mug-shot taken of his tiny gay penis.

Boar's Heart hits the spotlight

Fighting on for the cause of the white race and Texatruar, and all hidden gay pagans who can't reveal their true sexual identity for fear of being bashed to tiny bits by their straight skinhead friends, Boar's Heart went online and started sticking his ass into embarassing situations, where he became an object of ridicule. He tried playing clever, but his own natural stupidity prohibited this. He then took the hateful highground and began defending white supremacist musical bands at asatruar. After being called on his stupid gay hate-beliefs and propaganda, he called in his homosexual lover crush_the_weak to "back him up". Crush_the_weak decided to use Encyclopedia Dramatica to take the heat off of Boar's Heart, but it backfired, and Boar's Heart, along with his gay lover, got pwned by the Committee Against White Supremacists and Their Stupidity.

A Seriously Pwned Boar's Heart

Boar's Heart spends most of his time nowadays hiding his gay lifestyle and playing like he is a viking. He does a lot of whining and secretly posting faggot icons everywhere online.

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