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This page contains celebrity bullshit that wasn't worthy of taking up space in the Kesha article.

Lena Dunham & Jack Antonoff

We're shocked that she's not a lesbian too.

On February 23, 2016, known sister-molester and professional fat person Lena Dunham decided to voice her opinion on the Ke$ha situation on her blog, The Lenny Letter. Lena wrote a tl;dr post about how the ruling supported rape culture blah, blah, blah – Yet she neglected to mention the fact that she herself lied about being raped in her autobiography and molested her own sister, two facts that make Lena's shitty and hypocritical opinion completely worthless and irrelevant.

Lady Gaga

Gaga and Ke$ha.

Lady Gaga has been one of Ke$ha's most vocal and prominent supporters – Understandable considering that Gaga herself has claimed that she was raped by a music producer early in her career. Gaga has shown her support for Ke$ha by warning people not to resort "victim blaming" and by dedicating a performance of Til It Happens To You, a song about being almost raped from a shitty movie about a fictional world that suffers from a campus rape epidemic, at the 2016 Academy Awards to survivors of sexual abuse – A dedication that, for some unknown reason, included Ke$ha.

Gaga's support for Ke$ha becomes particularly lulzy when you realize that Gaga herself helped R. Kelly, a man who allegedly enjoys urinating on underage girls, stage a comeback by making a music video that features Lady Gaga being drugged and raped by R. Kelly. Also hilarious is the fact that the video was recorded by Terry Richardson, another man who has been accused of being a sick, sexual predator.

Demi vs. Taylor

These children starved to death because Taylor Swift gave $250,000 to a woman who lied about being raped rather than donating it to a legitimate charity.

Demi Lovato

On February 21, 2016, Taylor Swift (who is currently being sued for slander for falsely accusing a man of groping her arse) donated $250,000 to teary-eyed Ke$ha – An act that caused Demi Lovato to begin whining on Twitter within about 20 minutes.

	“	Take something to Capitol Hill or actually speak out about something and then I'll be impressed.	„
	—Demi Lovato, jealous because she doesn't have $250,000 to waste

Demi herself would soon find herself caught in the crossfire after promoting Jennifer Lopez's new single.

You Sound Like A Fag Feat. Jonathan Hay

What a fag looks like.

What a fag sounds like.

Jonathan Hay is a complete failure of a record producer who, in 2005, was responsible for spreading a false rumour that Jay Z was cheating on Beyoncé with Rihanna – He sounds like a completely trustworthy individual! Seeing a way to get more attention for himself, Jonathan decided to enter the Ke$ha saga by speaking out against (i.e. slandering) Dr. Luke. Jonathan decided to voice his complaints about Dr. Luke to Rolling Stone, the same scummy tabloid that gave rape liar Jackie Coakley her very own soapbox.

“   I co-produced a remix to a song for Nappy Roots called ‘These Walls Revisited’ that Dr. Luke originally did 10 years earlier with Kanye West. Luke told me that he thought my version of the song ‘sucked’ and that I ‘took all the testosterone out of it and made the song sound like a fag.’ I was completely offended that Dr. Luke said I made the song ‘sound like a fag.'   „     —Jonathan Hay's music sounds like a fag     “   I think it’s a tragedy that Sony Music has remained firm and stood behind Dr. Luke throughout this whole Kesha ordeal. In my opinion, they should have parted ways with him a long time ago when they found out about his abuse on Kesha. He’s a monster.   „     —Jonathan Hay is definitely not a jealous faggot! Previous Quote | Next Quote

Ke$ha's fans then immediately responded with cries of HOMOPHOBE!

“   This is obviously a lie. I mean Luke is producing some of the gayest songs in the industry. Nice try, though!   „     —Nialler Previous Quote | Next Quote

“   I can't tell whether "Dr. Luke" is a pedophile or a closet fag ass motherfucker. Probably both.   „     —Ms__Anthrope     “   so basically dr luke is a controlling fag   „     —fuckphenty     “   I'm gonna haunt dr luke in his fag dreams   „     —Ashley "I don't care about my dead friend" Smith     “   dr. luke go to the hell Fag   „     —Jenfry9     “   Oh my god... RT @grannywrapper: Dr. Luke is a fragile faggot rapist bitch   „     —iKeshusChrist     “   Dr Luke is a faggot. Fuck you. I will never forgive you for messing with Kesha. She is more relevant than you will ever be fucker   „     —rocxrage     “   we're trying to free kesha from the faggot Dr. Luke   „     —EnigamticRose     “   DR LUKE HAS EXPOSED HIMSELF, WHATA FAGGOT   „     —SoyUnOsoCallate     “   she has a cross tattoo so she's Christian and she was forced to ! Its all bc of that faggot dr.luke   „     —EnigamticRose     “   #FreeKesha... You bitch will get you in jail @TheDoctorLuke!... You didn't make Kesha famous... She made her own path you rapist fag!   „     —Xtina Ecuador     “   gross hobo looking fag @TheDoctorLuke   „     —carlyslaejepsen     “   @TheDoctorLuke HEY FAGGOT LET KESHA DO WHAT SHE WANTS YOU FUCKED UP FAG   „     —Jefferrsss     “   @TheDoctorLuke Free Ke$ha dumbass fag, shame on you   „     —SVontrois     “   @TheDoctorLuke You're a piece of shit! fag! #FreeKesha   „     —GIVEUS81     “   @TheDoctorLuke DROWN U STUPID NIGGER   „     —laronroland     “   @TheDoctorLuke Please go fucking kill yourself you useless asshole cunt. I hope you burn in hell you dumb nigger   „     —any1whosany1     “   you fags who dragged celebs for not speaking up on Kesha sure did vanish when she dropped a song   „     —beyoncelately Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Game

The Game

You just lost the game.

Frankmusik

Doctors attempt to locate Vincent Frank's butthurt.

Vincent James Turner (a.k.a. Frankmusic, Vincent Frank, Vincent Did It and Mr. Mouth) is a Britfaggonese "synthpop" musician who believes that not liking a person is a valid reason to accuse them of being a rapist.

	“	Please don't think I'm an SJW type. I watch Thunderfoot all the time.	„
	—Vincent Frank, believing that watching Thundercunt makes him less of an SJW

	“	can I not want a little vindication to happen to someone who treated me badly?	„
	—Vincent is butthurt

Lists of Boring Shit

People Who've Been Harassed By #FreeKesha

• Lukasz Gottwald
• Laura Gottwald
• Vezna Gottwald
• Jessica James
• David James
• Shirley Werner Kornreich
• Wendy Williams
• Jennifer Lopez
• Meghan Trainor
• Maggie Lindemann
• Charlie Puth
• Anthony Dell’Orso
• Kenneth Harris
• Mike Posner

Kenneth Harris

	“	I have unfollowed Dr. Luke everyone chill out. Also have a little class and maybe don't launch your attacks on a picture of my child.	„
	—Kenneth Harris

Charlie Puth

Charlie Puth

Charlie Puth and Meghan Trainor share a final kiss before being brutally eviscerated by #FreeKesha supporters.

YOU DUN GOOFED

	“	It's just devastating for both parties. Because so much attention has been taken off from the music. Dr. Luke is one of my production idols. And Kesha is one of the first outgoing artist that I've listened to and to mimic her songwriting style.	„
	—Charlie Puth

“   Charlie Puth thinks Kesha is doing it for attention so he's opinion on anything isn't even valid anymore   „     —bieberstxiles, having no fucking idea what Charlie actually said     “   charlie puth said no one was the winner in Kesha's legal case but he's a white boy with a slit eyebrow so his opinion is invalid   „     —larsonsmara, pointing out that YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!     “   Charlie Puth... Hater of rape victims and idiot who starts feuds w/ those more successful bc #BigEgo for no reason #FreeKesha   „     —voicelessdreams     “   Charlie disgusting faggot that probably wants dr Luke's dick inside him Puth   „     —spendyourIove Previous Quote | Next Quote

I'm Hennifer Lopez, I Like Rape and Burritos!

The single that rustled many jimmies.

This Photoshopped image is proof that J-Lo supports raep.

On April 7, 2016, Jennifer "Fat Butt" Lopez released a new single entitled Ain't Your Mama, a highly feminist song about a woman who is tired of her autistic manchild boyfriend's inability to be a functional human being. Unfortunately for Fat Butt, this single was produced by Dr. Luke and was released only a day after Ke$ha's royal order of white knights suffered massive butthurt from witnessing her lawsuit being thrown out. It should come as no surprise that J-Lo was destined to become the next target of the #FreeKesha trolls who promptly began YET ANOTHER FUCKING HASHTAG, #JLoSupportsRape

“   JENNIFER LOPEZ IS RELEASING A SONG PRODUCED BY DR.LUKE ON THE DAY THAT KESHA GET'S HER FREEDOM REQUEST REJECTED. YAS CUNT YAS @JLo   „     —ZaDjale     “   Jennifer Lopez has no morals. She's a thief & condones rape.   „     —lewisuss     “   I'm not going to listen to JLO's new song because Dr Luke produced it.   „     —Cum Guzzling Whore     “   wow... I was a big @JLo fan until I heard this! I am disappointed and no longer a fan now #JLoSupportsRape   „     —liquoronurlips     “   Time to boycott girls! Not like anyone was gonna buy it anyway #JLoSupportsRape   „     —liquoronurlips, on boycotting girls     “   I'm horrified that JLO would accept a song produced by that rapist Dr. Luke after all of this. #JLOSupportsRape   „     —MINAJ_Attack1     “   I'm not buying the new single of @JLo, song produced by Dr. Luke, rapist of Kesha. She deserves freedom. #SaveKesha #FreeKesha   „     —Antonio Garcia     “   I won't buy or listen anything coming from this guy. I love you jlo but now you are cancelled #SaveKesha . A rat   „     —SaintwestGaga, saying he loves JLo then calling her a rat     “   So disappointed that JLo's new single is being produced by a rapist....sad to know she has more freedom than Kesha 😢💔 #SaveKesha #FreeKesha   „     —GleekAmber     “   I can't believe JLo worked with Dr. Luke on her new single while Kesha is prohibited from releasing any music. #FreeKesha #savekesha   „     —HQENDRO, not understanding that Ke$ha is CHOOSING to not release music     “   @JLo sorry you and your music career are BANNED. #freekesha #savekesha #fuckdrluke   „     —leSassCat     “   The fact that Kesha loves and (at one point or so) looks up to JLo as her fashion inspiration. 😢 #BoycottAintYourMama #FreeKesha #SaveKesha   „     —mymagicinsane     “   @Jlo So you steal samples AND work with rapists? The desperate things you'll do to get your garbage music played lmfao   „     —gamecuban     “   Smh #JLoSupportsRape and terrorism. I am disgusted by your actions @JLo   „     —electricsus     “   How is JLO new song about feminist when dr. Luke produced it.   „     —UltraNyquil     “   Now why would JLO's dumbass make a song with one of the most sideeyed people in the business? #jlosupportsrape   „     —Ginelle Harper     “   luke producing JLO's "feminism" song is just his way of trying to make it up for all the feminist accounts going against him.   „     —machinegxnlove     “   I wish JLO nothing but menopause and low sales with her Dr. Luke lead single. ❤️   „     —dashausofjack Previous Quote | Next Quote

Do we even need to say anything about Meghan Trainor?

She gets less hate than J-Lo.

Meghan Trainor is a big, beautiful woman who fights for women's rights by writing shitty, yet empowering, music.

“   I texted her the song and she had no idea - she thought I did it alone by myself at my house, which a lot of people think because I do do that.   „     —Meghan Trainor     “   I sent it to her and said, ‘Do you like the song?’ and she said, ‘I love the song, my kid loves the song - he’s made me play it five times already so I know it’s a hit - when can I cut it?’, so I said immediately, ‘Whenever you want!’   „     —Meghan Trainor Previous Quote | Next Quote

	“	I felt terrible when Jennifer got all the hate for Ain’t Your Mama, and it’s just all ridiculous. It’s such a big song for her. After the last album, I’ve been listening to this new album and I’m like, it’s night and day. The music is there, the melodies are there and a lot of my songs are self-empowerment songs, and she loved that about my writing.	„
	—Meghan Trainor feels bad about throwing Fat Butt under the bus

“   Dr. Luke produced a track on Megan Hamburger Trailor's album. Fucking bitch.   „     —angelsuxx, calling Meghan Trainor fat     “   Meghan Trainor looks like she ate 3 Kesha's so I'm shocked Dr. Luke let her in his studio   „     —727ney     “   MEGHAN WORKED WITH DR LUKE?? AND YOU CALL HER A FEMINIST??   „     —rihslaysurfav     “   Since when did that fat rat liked kesha or supported her?? That bitch works with dr luke wtf #FreeKesha   „     —KESHAASFOOD Previous Quote | Next Quote

Other Celebretards

She deactivated her Twitter account after someone made fun of her several weeks later.

Marina Diamandis' tweets.

• Miley Cyrus - has tweeted support for Ke$ha and unfollowed Dr. Luke.
• Fiona Apple - meth-head has posted a picture of herself holding up a shitty cardboard sign in support of Ke$ha.
• Ariana Grande
• Kelly Clarkson - claimed that she herself was "blackmailed" into working with Luke, but was actually just butthurt because she wasn't ready to produce music in a studio setting.
• Lily Allen - dressed up as a gynecologist named "Dr. Luke" for Halloween.
• Madison Beer - bullied a sexual assault survivor who dared to question Ke$ha's lies.
• Jeffree Star - deranged tranny who called a 16-year-old girl a cunt for not automatically believing Ke$ha.
• Lena Dunham - tweeted her support for Kesha – Ironic considering that Lena herself falsely accused a man of raping her and molested her own little sister.
• Nicki Minaj - unfollowed Dr. Luke on Twitter. Srs bsns.
• Adele - used her BRIT award acceptance speech as a soapbox to support Ke$ha and her lies.
• Annalynne McCord - is a "rape survivor" (i.e. she got drunk and slept with a guy) who says that she is at least 100% sure that Ke$ha is not lying. Ironically, she also played a rape liar on 90210.
• Jack Antonoff - is supporting Ke$ha because he wants to be her producer.
• Zedd - also supporting Ke$ha because he wants to be her producer.
• Adam Lambert - only supporting Ke$ha because he wants to stick his bisexual cock in her.
• Kathy Griffin - has voiced her support for Ke$ha and Hillary Clinton, a woman who shames rape victims to protect her rapist husband.
• Snoop Dogg - Tweeted Fiona Apple's pic in support of Ke$ha. The Dogg has also been accused of sexual assault himself.
• Dev Hynes - Wanted to sue a festival because some monkeys went on stage.
• Marina Diamandis - Used her Twitter to call out men whom she supposed were "creeps".
• Sara Bareilles - Likes to call women sluts.
• Jack Johnson - Called for Dr. Luke to be "locked up" based on allegations rather than evidence.
• Butch Walker - Another producer who happens to hate Luke and has insulted Ke$ha in the past.
• Grimes - Compared Ke$ha to the slaves.
• Lauren Jauregui - Went on Tumblr and compared Ke$ha to the slaves.
• Jon M. Chu - Director of the shitty Jem and the Holograms reboot movie.
• Victoria Aveyard - Suggested that Netflix make a pro-Ke$ha propaganda series that would "make everyone angry" and most likely lead to Dr. Luke's murder.
• Halsey - Recently threw a fit and deactivated her Twitter account because someone made fun of her!

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