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Alyssa Bustamante
—Everybody says this right after they find out their best friend is a murderer. | ||
On October 21, 2009, Elizabeth Olten of Cole County, Missouri went missing. Over the next 48 hours, the authorities searched high and low for the 9 year old girl as literally hundreds of volunteers gave up their time and energies to find the missing Olten. Who could have taken her? Was it a serial killer? Was it a sex offender? Could it have been a roving pack of white slavers looking for children to send off to Brunei? As it turns out, it was none of these things, but rather, a psychotic 15 year old girl who was a neighbor to the Oltens.
During the fruitless search, a chillingly vacant eyed Alyssa Bustamante was questioned and admitted to the killing. She then led police officials to one of several pre-dug graves that she had prepared and displayed the grisly corpse of young Elizabeth. When asked why she killed the young girl, Alyssa’s only reply was “I wanted to know what it felt like,” which even the most casual readers of Encyclopedia Dramatica will realize is the offline equivalent of saying “I did it for the lulz.”
Background
Just like the literally millions of American kids growing up today, Alyssa was an overprotected, underachieving brat whose life of bored excess would make a large African village swoon just to see the opportunities the girl had and had wasted. Her teachers and principal have described her as a smart girl, but often sneaky and clever, just like a Jew. She was the recipient of good grades, but was also very callous when it came to dealing with other students, often ridiculing their mistakes and laughing when they were hurt. Since she had attempted suicide at age 13, she was on anti-depressant medication and was supposedly under close scrutiny by get this... her elderly grandmother.
Other blatantly ignored warning signs concerning her overall mental state include:
- she often slept out in the woods by herself
- she told her guardians that she was attending church services while in reality she was taking bus rides to nearby St. Louis to do God knows what.
- she often posted negative thoughts on her YouTube profile, listing “killing people” under her hobbies.
- she masturbated to Glenn Beck.
For fun, she enjoyed such trivial things as music, cutting herself, torturing her younger brothers…and eventually, murder.
Oh, and also, she had a history of mental illness.
The notorious electric fence video. Longer version here.
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The Crime
The crime was that Elizabeth Olten was begging for it with her provocative clothes and sexual innuendo. Elizabeth Olten often played in the woods near her home, but was so scared of the dark, she was always home prior to 7:00pm. When she didn’t turn up by that time, her parents knew something was up. They called the Cole County Sheriff’s office and alerted them that they might have a missing child case on their hands. This led to a county wide search that produced nothing after 48 hours of constant investigation. It seems Bustamante had hidden the body so well, searchers had already canvassed the area in which Olten’s body was hidden and had turned up no evidence.
Alyssa strangled, stabbed, and then slit the throat of Elizabeth Olten on October 21, 2009. She then disposed of the body by placing it in a grave (one of several) she had dug prior to committing the murder. Since Olten is a minor, several details of the crime have been left out due to the grisly nature of the slaying, but one can imagine what kind of alarming and unsettling things the 15 year old Bustamante performed on the corpse after death. Since Alyssa listed “Cutting” as one of her hobbies on her now deleted YouTube account, you can probably imagine the sorts of fun she had with the cooling corpse of young Olten.
No need to imagine, she describes it all in detail here!
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Jail and Court
—Cole County sheriff Greg White |
After turning herself in for questioning and then finally showing the authorities the location of the body, Bustamante was arrested and charged with one count of first degree murder and one count of armed criminal action because she had used a weapon (the knife) during the committing of a crime. The Cole county courts ordered that Alyssa be held without bond and be placed within a juvenile prison until she could be properly charged as an adult.
Written Evidence
After her playdate with little Lizzy, Alyssa decided to write about all the fun they had together in her diary. Unfortunately for her, she essentially sealed her fate by flat-out admitting to the murder:
—A completely innocent teenaged girl | ||
When she finally realized her silly mistake, she at least had the sense to try and scratch it out, though, why she didn't just rip up the page and burn it, we do not know. Nonetheless, it was too late to do anything else. The police used their techno-wizardry to reveal the original contents of the page, and thus Alyssa was betrayed by her own word.
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CSI shit
Also, the little edgelord wrote "killing people" as one of her hobbies on her YouTube channel.
Surprise Surprise!
Unsurprisingly Alyssa's parents seem like total scumbags. Her mother Michelle Bustamante has a history of drug and alcohol charges and her father Ceasar Bustamante is serving several more years in a Missouri prison on assault charges. The Bustamantes are clearly exemplary citizens. Oh! And it appears that Mrs. Michelle Bustamante had gotten pregnant with Alyssa at the ripe age of fourteen.
A Small Problem
—Bill Herbele, Missouri Youth Services | ||
Since Missouri has no facility for under-aged female offenders, this brought forth yet another problem for the prosecutor: where would they house the minor female until the court could decide what to do with her? Her court-appointed defense attorney, Kurt Valentine argued that Alyssa, if left in an adult female prison would:
—And this is a bad thing, Mr. Valentine? | ||
Finally, after much whining and crying, Bustamante was placed in an “undisclosed location” until the proceedings can be finalized.
Trial and sentence
On January 10, 2012, Alyssa pleaded guilty to second-degree murder. On February 8, 2012, she was sentenced to the maximum penalty for second-degree murder: life with the possibility of parole. Under Missouri guidelines, Bustamante would have to serve 35 years and 5 months in prison before she is eligible for parole, said Department of Corrections spokesman Chris Cline. It's also possible that the more than two years Bustamante spent in jail while awaiting her sentencing could be counted toward that time.
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Part II
The Nut Hatch
While in the custody of the Missouri prison system, Alyssa attempted suicide by cutting herself with her fingernails. Authorities were so alarmed by the viciousness of her actions, they decided to argue whether the teen girl needed to be placed in a mental hospital for further evaluation. After much deliberation, Alyssa’s defense attorney has successfully had Alyssa taken out of Missouri’s prison system and she languished in a state mental facility for at least 96 hours for evaluation.
Watch her evolve like a pokemon
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Quotes
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What she wrote on her YouTube and Twitter
Facebook activism
When evil killers and sex offenders threatens our society, the noble right wing comes to our help. Since the right wing loves peace, life and children, they want to kill dear Alyssa and burn her at the stake. The facebook group "Alyssa Bustamante - Miscreant Psychopathic Child Killer" created by Timothy Nelson has the peaceful description "For like-minded individuals to gather and burn this little bitch at the stake ~ Or atleast talk about it.". Then the internet love machine found it and decided to have som fun.
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Facebook & Crime Scene Pictures Gallery
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Note the cutting scars...wasn't anybody watching this loon?
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Penis does not go where? -
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She pretty much has this same expression while in court.
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Totally sane and healthy.
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Concerning birthday note from her dad in jail
And they said that boys don't get hybristophilia
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Great, now there's a movie
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It's called "My Name Is 'A' by Anonymous" and you can actually watch it on Tubi and Plex right now for free, not sure why you'd want to do that tho.
See Also
- Nevada-tan, another young murdress.
- Mary Bell Started her killing spree when she was 10
External Links
- Alyssa at TruTV.
- Some aggregated headlines concerning Elizabeth Olten.
Gawker talks about the creepy videos.- Facebook pictures.
- Teen charged with Murder.
- Somebody asked about this on Yahoo Answers.
- Verdict: Life with parole.
- MURDERPEDIA
/r/AlyssaBustamanteTCC (See removed posts: 1, 2)
baddecisionsmakegreatstories - Epic Facebook account
Her Twitter
was miraculously still up in 2022- A much more informational (but less lulzy) article on watchpeopledie.tv (archive)
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