Joe Kennedy
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Joseph Patrick Kennedy III (a.k.a. Joe Kennedy, Droolin' Joe, Jizzy Joe, Kummy Kennedy, B.J. Joe and 🤤) is a Democunt congressman from Massachusetts, professional Conan O'Brien impersonator and a member of the Kursed Kennedy Klan of overrated politicians who, fortunately, all seem to have the unusual habit of dying horribly while in office.
Following President Donald J. Trump's highly-praised 2018 State of the Union address, Joe was selected to give the Democrats' official response to the president's speech. As should be expected of the Demoncunts by this point, the official response to Trump's call for American unity included accusing America's democratically elected president of being a Russian plant, accusing all white people and republicans of being racist, sexist bigots and, of course, ended with Joe speaking Spanish and pandering to illegal immigrants and "DREAMers" in a desperate attempt to win over more of what the Democrats affectionately refer to as "taco bowl voters" in time for the 2018 midterm elections.
Absolutely noone actually paid any attention to Joe's horrible and shitty speech, however, as everyone was too focused on the fact that he had jizz dripping out the sides of his mouth for the entirety of his 13 minute speech. It has been speculated that Joe was most likely hanging out with Bill Clinton and/or Bill Cosby prior to giving his speech.
The Not-So-Dead Kennedy
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State of the Jewnion
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JFK ReLOADed
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See Also
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