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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now
See also Article of the Now, Video of the Now, and Picture of the Now
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December 2021
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November 2021
- November 30, 2021 - Scumhook giving valuable advice to EDF tartlets
- November 29, 2021 - Dick Hardy on EDF
- November 28, 2021 - Dick Hardy on EDF
- November 27, 2021 - Randi Harper on feminism
- November 26, 2021 - Randi Harper on feminism
- November 25, 2021 - Jews did American involvement in ISIS
- November 24, 2021 - Jews did American involvement in ISIS
- November 23, 2021 - Gayligula on Social Justice
- November 22, 2021 - Gayligula on Social Justice
- November 21, 2021 - GNAA, now a terrorist organization
- November 20, 2021 - GNAA, now a terrorist organization
- November 19, 2021 - Reddit luser crying about ED
- November 18, 2021 - Reddit luser crying about ED
- November 17, 2021 - Angry old man trolls trannies
- November 16, 2021 - Angry old man trolls trannies
- November 15, 2021 - OldDirtyBtard quote from "rational suicide" LJ post
- November 14, 2021 - OldDirtyBtard quote from "rational suicide" LJ post
- November 13, 2021 - Doxbin seized from feds
- November 12, 2021 - Doxbin seized from feds
- November 11, 2021 - nachash twitter quote
- November 10, 2021 - nachash twitter quote
- November 9, 2021 - Messy Jessie becoming the latest victim of feminazism
- November 8, 2021 - Messy Jessie becoming the latest victim of feminazism
- November 7, 2021 - Revolting fattie prompts mistaken chemical weapon investigation
- November 6, 2021 - Revolting fattie prompts mistaken chemical weapon investigation
- November 5, 2021 - Likeicare, totally not mad about his article
- November 4, 2021 - Likeicare, totally not mad about his article
- November 3, 2021 - Rucas on GamerGate
- November 2, 2021 - Rucas on GamerGate
- November 1, 2021 - xenix on social justice and Catholicism
October 2021
- October 31, 2021 - xenix on social justice and Catholicism
- October 30, 2021 - Fun times at ISIS HQ
- October 29, 2021 - Fun times at ISIS HQ
- October 28, 2021 - Intel is run by craven idiots
- October 27, 2021 - Intel is run by craven idiots
- October 26, 2021 - These paint-huffing shitgoblins think they’re “gamers,”
- October 25, 2021 - These paint-huffing shitgoblins think they’re “gamers,”
- October 24, 2021 - Baya on rape culture
- October 23, 2021 - Baya on rape culture
- October 22, 2021 - Equivalent Exchange
- October 21, 2021 - Equivalent Exchange
- October 20, 2021 - Ark on Warmachine
- October 19, 2021 - Ark on Warmachine
- October 18, 2021 - gretchen's preference of women in porn
- October 17, 2021 - gretchen's preference of women in porn
- October 16, 2021 - On the Creation of Niggers
- October 15, 2021 - On the Creation of Niggers
- October 14, 2021 - Man fellates Wikipedia
- October 13, 2021 - Man fellates Wikipedia
- October 12, 2021 - the bunn weighing in on the bearded sikh woman
- October 11, 2021 - the bunn weighing in on the bearded sikh woman
- October 10, 2021 - weev's Daily Stormer piece
- October 9, 2021 - weev's Daily Stormer piece
- October 8, 2021 - Niggas on Ebola-chan
- October 7, 2021 - Niggas on Ebola-chan
- October 6, 2021 - Ebola-chan comes to Texas
- October 5, 2021 - Ebola-chan comes to Texas
- October 4, 2021 - Hate speech in Japan
- October 3, 2021 - Hate speech in Japan
- October 2, 2021 - Milo and Christina
- October 1, 2021 - Milo and Christina
September 2021
- September 30, 2021 - moaning not safe for work
- September 29, 2021 - moaning not safe for work
- September 28, 2021 - They hung up on me -_-
- September 27, 2021 - They hung up on me -_-
- September 26, 2021 - Dbaggins, being a nerd
- September 25, 2021 - Dbaggins, being a nerd
- September 24, 2021 - various people discussing 4chan's death
- September 23, 2021 - various people discussing 4chan's death
- September 22, 2021 - ED's social contract
- September 21, 2021 - ED's social contract
- September 20, 2021 - hitler doesn't even real
- September 19, 2021 - hitler doesn't even real
- September 18, 2021 - Milo exposes fraud
- September 17, 2021 - Milo exposes fraud
- September 16, 2021 - Leigh Alexanger, starting shit
- September 15, 2021 - Leigh Alexanger, starting shit
- September 14, 2021 - TFYC on Zoe bribing them
- September 13, 2021 - TFYC on Zoe bribing them
- September 12, 2021 - Mortal Sword explains the Patriarchy
- September 11, 2021 - Mortal Sword explains the Patriarchy
- September 10, 2021 - $$Trooper clarifying the 2021 definition of rape
- September 9, 2021 - $$Trooper clarifying the 2021 definition of rape
- September 8, 2021 - Furrying is destroying the moral fabric of our civilization
- September 7, 2021 - Furrying is destroying the moral fabric of our civilization
- September 6, 2021 - Jessica Rose Brown-Findlay
- September 5, 2021 - Jessica Rose Brown-Findlay
- September 4, 2021 - The state of game journalism pt2
- September 3, 2021 - The state of game journalism pt2
- September 2, 2021 - The state of game journalism.
- September 1, 2021 - The state of game journalism.
August 2021
- August 31, 2021 - Ethan Zuckerman, creator of pop-up ads
- August 30, 2021 - Ethan Zuckerman, creator of pop-up ads
- August 29, 2021 - WMF employee, on Wikipedia
- August 28, 2021 - WMF employee, on Wikipedia
- August 27, 2021 - You know it becomes funny when a meme site and encyclopedia dramatica writes more objective material than major news publishers.
- August 26, 2021 - You know it becomes funny when a meme site and encyclopedia dramatica writes more objective material than major news publishers.
- August 25, 2021 - WMF on vandalizing their own site
- August 24, 2021 - WMF on vandalizing their own site
- August 23, 2021 - Murdox on the UK pedo rings
- August 22, 2021 - Murdox on the UK pedo rings
- August 21, 2021 - Snaisy on OpFerguson dox
- August 20, 2021 - Snaisy on OpFerguson dox
- August 19, 2021 - Kuzuken former sex slave
- August 18, 2021 - Kuzuken former sex slave
- August 17, 2021 - beefjerky shutting down doxbin
- August 16, 2021 - beefjerky shutting down doxbin
- August 15, 2021 - Wikimania flags stolen
- August 14, 2021 - Wikimania flags stolen
- August 13, 2021 - Man arrested for Simpsons Rule 34
- August 12, 2021 - Man arrested for Simpsons Rule 34
- August 11, 2021 - Zaiger, on love
- August 10, 2021 - Zaiger, on love
- August 9, 2021 - "but I do have sex with dogs because there willing it feels better" InuOkami
- August 8, 2021 - "but I do have sex with dogs because there willing it feels better" InuOkami
- August 7, 2021 - F–k you, then kill yourself —Gene Simmons
- August 6, 2021 - F–k you, then kill yourself —Gene Simmons
- August 5, 2021 - Dick blood
- August 4, 2021 - Dick blood
- August 3, 2021 - We might do it a little different next time. Probably call 911, then leave.
- August 2, 2021 - We might do it a little different next time. Probably call 911, then leave.
- August 1, 2021 - Triptych commenting on ED's reliability
July 2021
- July 31, 2021 - Triptych commenting on ED's reliability
- July 30, 2021 - SJwiki on ED
- July 29, 2021 - SJwiki on ED
- July 28, 2021 - Bob Becker setting the bar for rednecks
- July 27, 2021 - Bob Becker setting the bar for rednecks
- July 26, 2021 - Israel/Gaza shiz
- July 25, 2021 - Israel/Gaza shiz
- July 24, 2021 - Lilycuster on how EDF is a shithole
- July 23, 2021 - Lilycuster on how EDF is a shithole
- July 22, 2021 - How to hit the #Jadapose
- July 21, 2021 - How to hit the #Jadapose
- July 20, 2021 - Mantequilla, adding content like a boss
- July 19, 2021 - Mantequilla, adding content like a boss
- July 18, 2021 - 13:34 BlueZek that's because i jam jolly ranchers in there
- July 17, 2021 - 13:34 BlueZek that's because i jam jolly ranchers in there
- July 16, 2021 - Mikemikev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's sockpuppeter, racist and legal expert.
- July 15, 2021 - Mikemikev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's sockpuppeter, racist and legal expert.
- July 14, 2021 - Mariozplaze, emoquitting ED 4evar
- July 13, 2021 - Mariozplaze, emoquitting ED 4evar
- July 12, 2021 - Moritz Bartl, commenting on a Tor Exit Operator's convicted in an Austrian lower court
- July 11, 2021 - Moritz Bartl, commenting on a Tor Exit Operator's convicted in an Austrian lower court
- July 10, 2021 - Nine of 10 account holders found in a large cache of intercepted conversations...
- July 9, 2021 - Nine of 10 account holders found in a large cache of intercepted conversations...
- July 8, 2021 - Sheryl Sandberg, commenting on Facebook's psychological experiment on nearly 700,000 unwitting users
- July 7, 2021 - Sheryl Sandberg, commenting on Facebook's psychological experiment on nearly 700,000 unwitting users
- July 6, 2021 - Adam Richman to fat apologists
- July 5, 2021 - Adam Richman to fat apologists
- July 4, 2021 - KYAnonymous fame-fagging himself
- July 3, 2021 - KYAnonymous fame-fagging himself
- July 2, 2021 - Paracosm Hireath and transfobia
- July 1, 2021 - Paracosm Hireath and transfobia
June 2021
- June 30, 2021 - Meepsheep effortlessly deflecting a tryhard faggot from taking down ED
- June 29, 2021 - Meepsheep effortlessly deflecting a tryhard faggot from taking down ED
- June 28, 2021 - weev's invoice to the USA
- June 27, 2021 - weev's invoice to the USA
- June 26, 2021 - Swiss cheese pervert
- June 25, 2021 - Swiss cheese pervert
- June 24, 2021 - FL inmates shoot themselves with smuggled gun for nothing
- June 23, 2021 - FL inmates shoot themselves with smuggled gun for nothing
- June 22, 2021 - "Cum dumpster" = RAPE
- June 21, 2021 - "Cum dumpster" = RAPE
- June 20, 2021 - Japanese Sex Lube Olympics
- June 19, 2021 - Japanese Sex Lube Olympics
- June 18, 2021 - Wikipedian monsters
- June 17, 2021 - Wikipedian monsters
- June 16, 2021 - Inflatophile strikes again
- June 15, 2021 - Inflatophile strikes again
- June 14, 2021 - #YesAllWomen
- June 13, 2021 - #YesAllWomen
- June 12, 2021 - O rly, Uber?
- June 11, 2021 - O rly, Uber?
May 2021
- May 6, 2021 - Nate Spidgewood
- May 5, 2021 - Nate Spidgewood
- May 4, 2021 - Dennis Hof, perma-banning Donald Sterling from his whore house
- May 3, 2021 - Dennis Hof, perma-banning Donald Sterling from his whore house
- May 2, 2021 - Natasha Blasick, on ghost rape
- May 1, 2021 - Natasha Blasick, on ghost rape
April 2021
- April 30, 2021 - Mortal on Metroid
- April 29, 2021 - Mortal on Metroid
- April 28, 2021 - popeye, on bronies
- April 27, 2021 - popeye, on bronies
- April 26, 2021 - weev, on prison brutality
- April 25, 2021 - weev, on prison brutality
- April 24, 2021 - Palcohol encouraging drunks to sprinkle their powdered alcohol drink on everything
- April 23, 2021 - Palcohol encouraging drunks to sprinkle their powdered alcohol drink on everything
- April 22, 2021 - Chris-chan's response to recently being caught shoplifting
- April 21, 2021 - Chris-chan's response to recently being caught shoplifting
- April 20, 2021 - weev on his time in prison
- April 19, 2021 - weev on his time in prison
- April 18, 2021 - @queendemetriax
- April 17, 2021 - @queendemetriax
- April 16, 2021 - Porn star Coco Velvett, watching herself lose her virginity on video for the first time
- April 15, 2021 - Porn star Coco Velvett, watching herself lose her virginity on video for the first time
- April 14, 2021 - Lil B
- April 13, 2021 - Lil B
- April 12, 2021 - Police officer, sharing his observation of a city official who had a glass pipe inside his anal cavity
- April 11, 2021 - Police officer, sharing his observation of a city official who had a glass pipe inside his anal cavity
- April 10, 2021 - Joe on Fedoras
- April 9, 2021 - Joe on Fedoras
- April 8, 2021 - Meepsheep weighing in on the James Franco scandal
- April 7, 2021 - Meepsheep weighing in on the James Franco scandal
- April 6, 2021 - CYBER RAPE
- April 5, 2021 - CYBER RAPE
- April 4, 2021 - EDF2 Rewrites an old negro spiritual
- April 3, 2021 - EDF2 Rewrites an old negro spiritual
- April 2, 2021 - Ingrid, why some people dream about being naked in public
- April 1, 2021 - Ingrid, why some people dream about being naked in public
March 2021
- March 31, 2021 - hex on shrekchan
- March 30, 2021 - hex on shrekchan
- March 29, 2021 - Miss Minh, teacher of a Vietnamese school where children cross river in plastic bags.
- March 28, 2021 - Miss Minh, teacher of a Vietnamese school where children cross river in plastic bags.
- March 27, 2021 - kurtstrickland
- March 26, 2021 - kurtstrickland
- March 25, 2021 - Mother of Colombia's fattest baby, who's eight-month-old boy weighs 44 pounds
- March 24, 2021 - Mother of Colombia's fattest baby, who's eight-month-old boy weighs 44 pounds
- March 23, 2021 - Sue Basko is PERFECT.
- March 22, 2021 - Sue Basko is PERFECT.
- March 21, 2021 - Koum, WhatsApp founder
- March 20, 2021 - Koum, WhatsApp founder
- March 19, 2021 - Toni Scarr, commenting about a man who's life was saved because a suicidal man threatened to jump off a bridge.
- March 18, 2021 - Toni Scarr, commenting about a man who's life was saved because a suicidal man threatened to jump off a bridge.
- March 17, 2021 - Sue Basko being fucking insane as always
- March 16, 2021 - Sue Basko being fucking insane as always
- March 15, 2021 - "Fuck Yeah, Gender Studies!" hates ED. :/
- March 14, 2021 - "Fuck Yeah, Gender Studies!" hates ED. :/
- March 13, 2021 - Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2021
- March 12, 2021 - Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/March 12, 2021
- March 11, 2021 - Chris Crocker, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
- March 10, 2021 - Chris Crocker, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
- March 9, 2021 - Flexcoin, 9 days later, after being hacked
- March 8, 2021 - Flexcoin, 9 days later, after being hacked
- March 7, 2021 - web.de, warning users about the dangers of AdBlock.
- March 6, 2021 - web.de, warning users about the dangers of AdBlock.
- March 5, 2021 - Rene Portenier, commenting on a professor who accidentally broadcasted porn onto a classroom's projector screen by mistake
- March 4, 2021 - Rene Portenier, commenting on a professor who accidentally broadcasted porn onto a classroom's projector screen by mistake
- March 3, 2021 - Gizmo on N-word
- March 2, 2021 - Gizmo on N-word
- March 1, 2021 - WMF > you ;~;
February 2021
- February 28, 2021 - WMF > you ;~;
- February 27, 2021 - Joe on Blondie Bennett
- February 26, 2021 - Joe on Blondie Bennett
- February 25, 2021 - Ianisahugfaggot power glove
- February 24, 2021 - Ianisahugfaggot power glove
- February 23, 2021 - City marketing commissioner, but was it really art?
- February 22, 2021 - City marketing commissioner, but was it really art?
- February 21, 2021 - Swiss airforce didn't respond to a hostage crisis for 3 1/2 hours because they don't start work until 8am
- February 20, 2021 - Swiss airforce didn't respond to a hostage crisis for 3 1/2 hours because they don't start work until 8am
- February 19, 2021 - Vicioushamsterp/Nate, shit is getting serious now
- February 18, 2021 - Vicioushamsterp/Nate, shit is getting serious now
- February 17, 2021 - Dedicated NMH fan
- February 16, 2021 - Dedicated NMH fan
- February 15, 2021 - Lottie Dexter, Year of Code chief executive
- February 14, 2021 - Lottie Dexter, Year of Code chief executive
- February 13, 2021 - Safe Sox
- February 12, 2021 - Safe Sox
- February 11, 2021 - Dmitri Kozak on Winter Olympics
- February 10, 2021 - Dmitri Kozak on Winter Olympics
- February 9, 2021 - Principal Nancy Libby, for Black History Month her school added fried chicken, watermelon and cornbread to its menu
- February 8, 2021 - Principal Nancy Libby, for Black History Month her school added fried chicken, watermelon and cornbread to its menu
- February 7, 2021 - Michael’s mother, after her 11-year-old Brony attempted kill himself. She fails to mention exactly which complex thoughts My Little Pony teaches children.
- February 6, 2021 - Michael’s mother, after her 11-year-old Brony attempted kill himself. She fails to mention exactly which complex thoughts My Little Pony teaches children.
- February 5, 2021 - The Lieutenant, on the importance of Epaulets.
- February 4, 2021 - The Lieutenant, on the importance of Epaulets.
- February 3, 2021 - undercover officer, who received heroine with his Happy Meal
- February 2, 2021 - undercover officer, who received heroine with his Happy Meal
- February 1, 2021 - Michael Pierre, needing 30 stitches after his toilet exploded and left him unconscious
January 2021
- January 31, 2021 - Michael Pierre, needing 30 stitches after his toilet exploded and left him unconscious
- January 30, 2021 - Eric Barbour on WMF developers
- January 29, 2021 - Eric Barbour on WMF developers
- January 28, 2021 - CartoonFreak666 on ED
- January 27, 2021 - CartoonFreak666 on ED
- January 26, 2021 - Essay Anne Vanderbilt, CEO of Yar Golf, formerly known as Stephen Krol
- January 25, 2021 - Essay Anne Vanderbilt, CEO of Yar Golf, formerly known as Stephen Krol
- January 24, 2021 - Parshuram Pandey, who knew something that a Pakistini teenager didn't, railway tracks in Britain are electrified
- January 23, 2021 - Parshuram Pandey, who knew something that a Pakistini teenager didn't, railway tracks in Britain are electrified
- January 22, 2021 - A furry admits to sickfuckery
- January 21, 2021 - A furry admits to sickfuckery
- January 20, 2021 - Howard James, the founder of UK's first sex lottery.
- January 19, 2021 - Howard James, the founder of UK's first sex lottery.
- January 18, 2021 - Scientists, searching the internet for proof of time travel
- January 17, 2021 - Scientists, searching the internet for proof of time travel
- January 16, 2021 - Zizumias, explaining why he wrote "The Moon"
- January 15, 2021 - Zizumias, explaining why he wrote "The Moon"
- January 14, 2021 - Wikipedians compared to Scifags.
- January 13, 2021 - Wikipedians compared to Scifags.
- January 12, 2021 - Chris Chan burned his house down.
- January 11, 2021 - Chris Chan burned his house down.
- January 10, 2021 - Ukrayinets' wants to make you shor Edittols
- January 9, 2021 - Ukrayinets' wants to make you shor Edittols
- January 8, 2021 - What is Wikipedia, anyway?
- January 7, 2021 - What is Wikipedia, anyway?
- January 6, 2021 - gert7 on Rainbow Dash
- January 5, 2021 - gert7 on Rainbow Dash
- January 4, 2021 - hipcrime, rolling out the ED welcome wagon
- January 3, 2021 - hipcrime, rolling out the ED welcome wagon
- January 2, 2021 - likeicare
- January 1, 2021 - likeicare