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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/2013
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December 2013
- December 31, 2013 - Etibar Elchyev, the 'magnet man'
- December 30, 2013 - Etibar Elchyev, the 'magnet man'
- December 29, 2013 - Mike Smith, didn't notice the puck in his pants and unwittingly scores for opposing team
- December 28, 2013 - Mike Smith, didn't notice the puck in his pants and unwittingly scores for opposing team
- December 27, 2013 - Sue Basko on ED
- December 26, 2013 - Sue Basko on ED
- December 25, 2013 - RSA, accepted $10m from the NSA add a backdoor in its crypto
- December 24, 2013 - RSA, accepted $10m from the NSA add a backdoor in its crypto
- December 23, 2013 - Sue Gardner describes herself as "the Mother Teresa of the Internet
- December 22, 2013 - Sue Gardner describes herself as "the Mother Teresa of the Internet
- December 21, 2013 - Kozakura, who couldn't have committed the crime due to her Lolgo.png large breast
- December 20, 2013 - Kozakura, who couldn't have committed the crime due to her Lolgo.png large breast
- December 19, 2013 - Johnny Orris, "Get My Grandpa Laid" winner dies hours before claiming his prize
- December 18, 2013 - Johnny Orris, "Get My Grandpa Laid" winner dies hours before claiming his prize
- December 17, 2013 - Hollie Toups, her noodz were leaked to the Internet
- December 16, 2013 - Hollie Toups, her noodz were leaked to the Internet
- December 15, 2013 - Illyanna De La Keur, glued to a toilet seat at Home Depot and acting like an ungrateful wench
- December 14, 2013 - Illyanna De La Keur, glued to a toilet seat at Home Depot and acting like an ungrateful wench
- December 13, 2013 - Susan Boyle, singer and a survivor of Asperger's.
- December 12, 2013 - Susan Boyle, singer and a survivor of Asperger's.
- December 11, 2013 - Lynda Farley, who drove a total of 5,000 miles to fight a $56 traffic ticket
- December 10, 2013 - Lynda Farley, who drove a total of 5,000 miles to fight a $56 traffic ticket
- December 9, 2013 - Mousseau, talking about how BlackBerry rejected Justin Bieber
- December 8, 2013 - Mousseau, talking about how BlackBerry rejected Justin Bieber
- December 7, 2013 - Navy Captain Jeff Davis, commenting on fighter jets escorting Santa.
- December 6, 2013 - Navy Captain Jeff Davis, commenting on fighter jets escorting Santa.
- December 5, 2013 - Apple, complaining about price fixing
- December 4, 2013 - Apple, complaining about price fixing
- December 3, 2013 - Eric Schmidt, commenting on the NSA and failing to note the irony of his statement
- December 2, 2013 - Eric Schmidt, commenting on the NSA and failing to note the irony of his statement
- December 1, 2013 - GoldieBlox, a company that created a parody of the Beastie Boys song "Girls" except with feminist message in an attempt to generate sales
November 2013
- November 30, 2013 - GoldieBlox, a company that created a parody of the Beastie Boys song "Girls" except with feminist message in an attempt to generate sales
- November 29, 2013 - Grace Saunders fails at failure
- November 28, 2013 - Grace Saunders fails at failure
- November 27, 2013 - Littleton Green Community School head teacher Lynn Small, encouraging parents to send their children to Explore Islam event
- November 26, 2013 - Littleton Green Community School head teacher Lynn Small, encouraging parents to send their children to Explore Islam event
- November 25, 2013 - Assassins! I've got your assassins here! Get them while they're hot!
- November 24, 2013 - Assassins! I've got your assassins here! Get them while they're hot!
- November 23, 2013 - Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside
- November 22, 2013 - Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside
- November 21, 2013 - lawyer commenting on former client's cow manure fetishist
- November 20, 2013 - lawyer commenting on former client's cow manure fetishist
- November 19, 2013 - Jared Karin on YouTube commenting/Google+
- November 18, 2013 - Jared Karin on YouTube commenting/Google+
- November 17, 2013 - Oddguy greeting
- November 16, 2013 - Oddguy greeting
- November 15, 2013 - NaokoElric2250
- November 14, 2013 - NaokoElric2250
- November 13, 2013 - The Swedes are at it again
- November 12, 2013 - The Swedes are at it again
- November 11, 2013 - Jar Jar Binks was actually meant to die
- November 10, 2013 - Jar Jar Binks was actually meant to die
- November 9, 2013 - Onideus taking down ED
- November 8, 2013 - Onideus taking down ED
- November 7, 2013 - Virtual Girlfriends
- November 6, 2013 - Virtual Girlfriends
- November 5, 2013 - Likeilionking
- November 4, 2013 - Likeilionking
- November 3, 2013 - IS&T on Onideus' raison d'etre
- November 2, 2013 - IS&T on Onideus' raison d'etre
- November 1, 2013 - Minty's Tentacles
October 2013
- October 31, 2013 - Minty's Tentacles
- October 30, 2013 - Baya on Bomb Threats
- October 29, 2013 - Baya on Bomb Threats
- October 28, 2013 - Minty on Japan
- October 27, 2013 - Minty on Japan
- October 26, 2013 - Danny on trolls and ultimately himself
- October 25, 2013 - Danny on trolls and ultimately himself
- October 24, 2013 - Rape Train on SL child abuse
- October 23, 2013 - Rape Train on SL child abuse
- October 22, 2013 - Oddguy on backpeddling
- October 21, 2013 - Oddguy on backpeddling
- October 20, 2013 - Cobalt on IRL people
- October 19, 2013 - Cobalt on IRL people
- October 18, 2013 - Lieutenant on Oreos
- October 17, 2013 - Lieutenant on Oreos
- October 16, 2013 - spaceclopist on fucking mute animals
- October 15, 2013 - spaceclopist on fucking mute animals
- October 14, 2013 - CrackRabbit on OhI
- October 13, 2013 - CrackRabbit on OhI
- October 12, 2013 - Onideus on child porn
- October 11, 2013 - Onideus on child porn
- October 10, 2013 - Sexlord on his Article
- October 9, 2013 - Sexlord on his Article
- October 8, 2013 - Miley Cyrus Anal Bleach
- October 7, 2013 - Miley Cyrus Anal Bleach
- October 6, 2013 - Dr. Rice is a funny guy
- October 5, 2013 - Dr. Rice is a funny guy
- October 4, 2013 - Atomic Joe On Latest Government Implosion
- October 3, 2013 - Atomic Joe On Latest Government Implosion
- October 2, 2013 - New method of unlocking iPhone 5S
- October 1, 2013 - New method of unlocking iPhone 5S
September 2013
- September 31, 2013 - Call of Duty: Ghosts will be the greatest game ever created.
- September 30, 2013 - Call of Duty: Ghosts will be the greatest game ever created.
- September 29, 2013 - ED's new policy on bans
- September 28, 2013 - ED's new policy on bans
- September 27, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 5
- September 26, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 5
- September 25, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 4
- September 24, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 4
- September 23, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 3
- September 22, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 3
- September 21, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 2
- September 20, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 2
- September 19, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 1
- September 18, 2013 - /b/ on Suspension Part 1
- September 17, 2013 - Jihad on Suspension
- September 16, 2013 - Jihad on Suspension
- September 15, 2013 - Cobalt on mods
- September 14, 2013 - Cobalt on mods
- September 13, 2013 - David Gerard - "Wikipedia is a crap magnet"
- September 12, 2013 - David Gerard - "Wikipedia is a crap magnet"
- September 11, 2013 - Atomic Joe on Zimmerman
- September 10, 2013 - Atomic Joe on Zimmerman
- September 9, 2013 - FBE
- September 8, 2013 - FBE
- September 7, 2013 - Massgrav
- September 6, 2013 - Massgrav
- September 5, 2013 - Scumhook
- September 4, 2013 - Scumhook
- September 3, 2013 - Asalieri
- September 2, 2013 - Asalieri
- September 1, 2013 - Slowbeef
August 2013
- August 31, 2013 - Slowbeef
- August 30, 2013 - Gask on Military Prison
- August 29, 2013 - Gask on Military Prison
- August 28, 2013 - Gask on Manning
- August 27, 2013 - Gask on Manning
- August 26, 2013 - Gender X Atheism
- August 25, 2013 - Gender X Atheism
- August 24, 2013 - XRazorfist Part Deux
- August 23, 2013 - XRazorfist Part Deux
- August 22, 2013 - XRazorfist
- August 21, 2013 - XRazorfist
- August 20, 2013 - Gigantopithecus
- August 19, 2013 - Gigantopithecus
- August 18, 2013 - Chimpout
- August 17, 2013 - Chimpout
- August 16, 2013 - Onideus attests to being a babyfur in ED RC
- August 15, 2013 - Onideus attests to being a babyfur in ED RC
- August 14, 2013 - Ironholds slips up and lets out the WMF's biggest secret (it's all about the hookers and blow
- August 13, 2013 - Ironholds slips up and lets out the WMF's biggest secret (it's all about the hookers and blow
- August 12, 2013 - Lulz or Beliefs
- August 11, 2013 - Lulz or Beliefs
- August 10, 2013 - Ms Rodriguez
- August 9, 2013 - Ms Rodriguez
- August 8, 2013 - Joe on Snowden
- August 7, 2013 - Joe on Snowden
- August 6, 2013 - Phil Fish
- August 5, 2013 - Phil Fish
- August 4, 2013 - PC in Seattle
- August 3, 2013 - PC in Seattle
- August 2, 2013 - LIAT on ED
- August 1, 2013 - LIAT on ED
July 2013
- July 31, 2013 - Moralfag group Anonymous member speaks on the important issue of Social justice
- July 30, 2013 - Moralfag group Anonymous member speaks on the important issue of Social justice
- July 29, 2013 - obama race-baiting
- July 28, 2013 - obama race-baiting
- July 27, 2013 - Ironholds uses a two dollar word
- July 26, 2013 - Ironholds uses a two dollar word
- July 25, 2013 - Harpoons explains parenting aspies
- July 24, 2013 - Harpoons explains parenting aspies
- July 23, 2013 - Face down; Ass up
- July 22, 2013 - Face down; Ass up
- July 21, 2013 - Moar Ironholds
- July 20, 2013 - Moar Ironholds
- July 19, 2013 - Ironholds helps a fellow Wikipedian deal with a loud black chick
- July 18, 2013 - Ironholds helps a fellow Wikipedian deal with a loud black chick
- July 17, 2013 - Ironholds only abuses a little
- July 16, 2013 - Ironholds only abuses a little
- July 15, 2013 - Tray keeps it real
- July 14, 2013 - Tray keeps it real
- July 13, 2013 - 4chan mod responds to alleged /r/shitrebbitsays member
- July 12, 2013 - 4chan mod responds to alleged /r/shitrebbitsays member
- July 11, 2013 - Ironholds admits defeat
- July 10, 2013 - Ironholds admits defeat
- July 9, 2013 - Trayvon's Final Words
- July 8, 2013 - Trayvon's Final Words
- July 7, 2013 - Ironholds seems upset
- July 6, 2013 - Ironholds seems upset
- July 5, 2013 - Voltaire on patriotism
- July 4, 2013 - Voltaire on patriotism
- July 3, 2013 - Ecuador > USA
- July 2, 2013 - Ecuador > USA
- July 1, 2013 - Snowden on Cheney
June 2013
- June 30, 2013 - Snowden on Cheney
- June 29, 2013 - Wikipedians and diapers
- June 28, 2013 - Wikipedians and diapers
- June 27, 2013 - Asian Drivers
- June 26, 2013 - Asian Drivers
- June 25, 2013 - Wikipedia is reasonable
- June 24, 2013 - Wikipedia is reasonable
- June 23, 2013 - Rick Perry Quote
- June 22, 2013 - Rick Perry Quote
- June 21, 2013 - Twerk Abortion
- June 20, 2013 - Twerk Abortion
- June 19, 2013 - Putin's Ring
- June 18, 2013 - Putin's Ring
- June 17, 2013 - Fake Wikipedia:Child Protection quote
- June 16, 2013 - Fake Wikipedia:Child Protection quote
- June 15, 2013 - The world's problems compressed into a suppository
- June 14, 2013 - The world's problems compressed into a suppository
- June 13, 2013 - "yellow duck"
- June 12, 2013 - "yellow duck"
- June 11, 2013 - Heath Campbell
- June 10, 2013 - Heath Campbell
- June 9, 2013 - Bonzi-b
- June 8, 2013 - Bonzi-b
- June 7, 2013 - Prioryman on Qworty
- June 6, 2013 - Prioryman on Qworty
- June 5, 2013 - Eric Barbour on ED
- June 4, 2013 - Eric Barbour on ED
- June 3, 2013 - Daniel Brandt on ED ads
- June 2, 2013 - Daniel Brandt on ED ads
- June 1, 2013 - 2013 Moore Tornado
May 2013
- May 31, 2013 - 2013 Moore Tornado
- May 30, 2013 - BEST COMMENT EVER!
- May 29, 2013 - BEST COMMENT EVER!
- May 28, 2013 - HappyCabbie's speaking of love and gluttony
- May 27, 2013 - HappyCabbie's speaking of love and gluttony
- May 26, 2013 - Onision asking Anonymous to forget his sins
- May 25, 2013 - Onision asking Anonymous to forget his sins
- May 24, 2013 - Musilms trying to defend their traditional honor
- May 23, 2013 - Musilms trying to defend their traditional honor
- May 22, 2013 - Venezuela Runs Out of Toilet Paper
- May 21, 2013 - Venezuela Runs Out of Toilet Paper
- May 20, 2013 - Chinese father tries to permaban his daughter
- May 19, 2013 - Chinese father tries to permaban his daughter
- May 18, 2013 - Kai the Hitchhiker
- May 17, 2013 - Kai the Hitchhiker
- May 16, 2013 - Mediumchats
- May 15, 2013 - Mediumchats
- May 14, 2013 - Tough Titsday
- May 13, 2013 - Tough Titsday
- May 12, 2013 - Michelle Kerrins
- May 11, 2013 - Michelle Kerrins
- May 10, 2013 - Charles Ramsey
- May 9, 2013 - Charles Ramsey
- May 8, 2013 - Noah Crooks
- May 7, 2013 - Noah Crooks
- May 6, 2013 - Icelandic Phallological Museum
- May 5, 2013 - Icelandic Phallological Museum
- May 4, 2013 - Family of young man with Down syndrome sues for $18M
- May 3, 2013 - Family of young man with Down syndrome sues for $18M
- May 2, 2013 - Ginger is an anagram for nigger
- May 1, 2013 - Ginger is an anagram for nigger
April 2013
- April 30, 2013 - Anonymoose doesn't approve of yearbooks
- April 29, 2013 - Xnite
- April 28, 2013 - Xnite
- April 27, 2013 - Jimmy Wales gypped the 2012 Wikipedian of the Year out of his prize money
- April 26, 2013 - Jimmy Wales gypped the 2012 Wikipedian of the Year out of his prize money
- April 25, 2013 - Aush0k
- April 24, 2013 - Fluttershy
- April 23, 2013 - Flower
- April 22, 2013 - Warren G. Harding
- April 21, 2013 - Warren G. Harding
- April 20, 2013 - Reddit
- April 19, 2013 - Boston Marathon Bombing
- April 18, 2013 - Chris Forcand
- April 17, 2013 - Onision on IRL fame
- April 16, 2013 - We've tried to have internet experts get it closed down
- April 15, 2013 - We've tried to have internet experts get it closed down
- April 14, 2013 - JustinRPG at Pokecenter
- April 13, 2013 - JustinRPG at Pokecenter
- April 12, 2013 - Jiminycricketfan007
- April 11, 2013 - Jiminycricketfan007
- April 10, 2013 - PAR Faggotry
- April 9, 2013 - PAR Faggotry
- April 8, 2013 - Steven Smith Trial
- April 7, 2013 - Steven Smith Trial
- April 6, 2013 - EDS1
- April 5, 2013 - That sad moment when the garbage goes out more than you
- April 4, 2013 - Overnite Memes
- April 3, 2013 - Overnite Memes
- April 2, 2013 - Jacks on ED IRC: Community "Collage"
- April 1, 2013 - Jacks on ED IRC: Community "Collage"
March 2013
- March 31, 2013 - TOW sysop Hex, on the drama boards at Wikipedia
- March 30, 2013 - TOW sysop Hex, on the drama boards at Wikipedia
- March 29, 2013 - ED Facebook
- March 28, 2013 - ED Facebook
- March 27, 2013 - Ragequit
- March 26, 2013 - Ragequit
- March 25, 2013 - Welcome to the department of redundancy and welcome
- March 24, 2013 - Welcome to the department of redundancy and welcome
- March 23, 2013 - 500 Dicks
- March 22, 2013 - 500 Dicks
- March 21, 2013 - Attention Whoring
- March 20, 2013 - Attention Whoring
- March 19, 2013 - Bacon Related
- March 18, 2013 - Bacon Related
- March 17, 2013 - #LasPegassist
- March 16, 2013 - #LasPegassist
- March 15, 2013 - juggalosonokcupid
- March 14, 2013 - juggalosonokcupid
- March 13, 2013 - Mibbit is Hard
- March 12, 2013 - Mibbit is Hard
- March 11, 2013 - RiKio EDF
- March 10, 2013 - RiKio EDF
- March 9, 2013 - Thekohser on ArbCompetence
- March 8, 2013 - Thekohser on ArbCompetence
- March 7, 2013 - Lyle EDF
- March 6, 2013 - Tom EDF
- March 5, 2013 -
- March 4, 2013 - Demonic Sweaters
- March 3, 2013 - Demonic Sweaters
- March 2, 2013 - It's A Website, Not A Dick
- March 1, 2013 - It's A Website, Not A Dick
February 2013
- February 28, 2013 - The Devil's Dictionary on Comfort
- February 27, 2013 - The Devil's Dictionary on Comfort
- February 26, 2013 - What IRC chats are for
- February 25, 2013 - What IRC chats are for
- February 24, 2013 - Nicotine's jimmies can't be rustled
- February 23, 2013 - Nicotine's jimmies can't be rustled
- February 22, 2013 -
- February 21, 2013 -
- February 20, 2013 -
- February 19, 2013 -
- February 18, 2013 -
- February 17, 2013 - Chris Dorner
- February 16, 2013 - Chris Dorner
- February 15, 2013 - V-Day
- February 14, 2013 - V-Day
- February 13, 2013 - FecklessAtheist
- February 12, 2013 - FecklessAtheist
- February 11, 2013 - >buying documentaries
- February 10, 2013 - >buying documentaries
- February 9, 2013 - TKN is a giant faggot
- February 8, 2013 - TKN is a giant faggot
- February 7, 2013 - Guts
- February 6, 2013 - Guts
- February 5, 2013 - poopbutt
- February 4, 2013 - buttpoop
- February 3, 2013 - BronyDoc 7
- February 2, 2013 - BronyDoc 7
- February 1, 2013 - BronyDoc 6
January 2013
- January 31, 2013 - BronyDoc 6
- January 30, 2013 - BronyDoc 5
- January 29, 2013 - BronyDoc 5
- January 28, 2013 - BronyDoc 4
- January 27, 2013 - BronyDoc 4
- January 26, 2013 - BronyDoc 3
- January 25, 2013 - BronyDoc 3
- January 24, 2013 - BronyDoc 2
- January 23, 2013 - BronyDoc 2
- January 22, 2013 - BronyDoc
- January 21, 2013 - BronyDoc
- January 20, 2013 - mike_virus
- January 19, 2013 - mike_virus
- January 18, 2013 - DroneBL admin on GNAA
- January 17, 2013 - DroneBL admin on GNAA
- January 16, 2013 - Howling Faggot Farts
- January 15, 2013 - Howling Faggot Farts
- January 14, 2013 - Drop the beat, Skrillex!
- January 13, 2013 - Drop the beat, Skrillex!
- January 12, 2013 - mfw friendzoned
- January 11, 2013 - mfw friendzoned
- January 10, 2013 - Bronicide
- January 9, 2013 - Bronicide
- January 8, 2013 - Segregatheism
- January 7, 2013 - Segregatheism
- January 6, 2013 - The cure for autism?
- January 5, 2013 - The cure for autism?
- January 4, 2013 - Anthropology with /mlp/!
- January 3, 2013 - Anthropology with /mlp/!
- January 2, 2013 - Thayo
- January 1, 2013 - Thayo