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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now
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SET YOUR FUCKING QUOTE TITLES ON THIS PAGE YOU LAZY FUCKS
Archives:
April 2023
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- April 4, 2023 -
- April 3, 2023 - Audrey Hale Redrum
- April 2, 2023 - Albert Einstein
- April 1, 2023 -
March 2023
- March 31, 2023 - Dick out for 15 minutes.
- March 30, 2023 - Dick out for 15 minutes.
- March 29, 2023 - Chris-Chan is free
- March 28, 2023 - Chris-Chan is free
- March 27, 2023 - Girls know when you jerk off.
- March 26, 2023 - Girls know when you jerk off.
- March 25, 2023 - Can't let my girlfriend win.
- March 24, 2023 - Can't let my girlfriend win.
- March 23, 2023 -
Baka needs a lifeLulziez coping. - March 22, 2023 -
Baka needs a lifeLulziez coping. - March 21, 2023 - Sonic is a Fidget Spinner.
- March 20, 2023 - Sonic is a Fidget Spinner.
- March 19, 2023 - Women Talking Failure.
- March 18, 2023 - Women Talking Failure.
- March 17, 2023 - Prince Harry's Penis.
- March 16, 2023 - Prince Harry's Penis.
- March 15, 2023 - Baby Killing.
- March 14, 2023 - Baby Killing.
- March 13, 2023 - Too much porn?
- March 12, 2023 - Too much porn?
- March 11, 2023 - White Christian Adoption.
- March 10, 2023 - White Christian Adoption.
- March 9, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
- March 8, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
- March 7, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
- March 6, 2023 - You're full of shit.
- March 5, 2023 - You're full of shit.
- March 4, 2023 - Holocaust nonsense.
- March 3, 2023 - Holocaust nonsense.
- March 2, 2023 -
- March 1, 2023 -
February 2023
- February 28, 2023 - Diaperphile.
- February 27, 2023 - Diaperphile.
- February 26, 2023 - Diaperphile.
- February 25, 2023 - Bored Ape Pedo.
- February 24, 2023 - Bored Ape Pedo.
- February 23, 2023 - Chinese eat aliens.
- February 22, 2023 - Chinese eat aliens.
- February 21, 2023 -
- February 20, 2023 - Roald Dahl books rewritten
- February 19, 2023 - Roald Dahl books rewritten
- February 18, 2023 -
- February 17, 2023 - American Whore
- February 16, 2023 - American Whore
- February 15, 2023 - American Whore
- February 14, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
- February 13, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
- February 12, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
- February 11, 2023 - Elon throws another fit
- February 10, 2023 - Elon throws another fit
- February 9, 2023 -
- February 8, 2023 -
- February 7, 2023 - Armie Hammer
- February 6, 2023 - Armie Hammer
- February 5, 2023 - Armie Hammer
- February 4, 2023 -
- February 3, 2023 - AI voice-deepfaking tool used by 4chan causes corporate statement
- February 2, 2023 - AI voice-deepfaking tool used by 4chan causes corporate statement
- February 1, 2023 - USA Rep. George Santos' Ex-BF speaks out
January 2023
- January 31, 2023 - USA Rep. George Santos' Ex-BF speaks out
- January 30, 2023 -
- January 29, 2023 -
- January 28, 2023 - If the foot don't fit
- January 27, 2023 - KF on ED
- January 26, 2023 - KF on ED
- January 25, 2023 - Calvinism not to blame
- January 24, 2023 - Calvinism not to blame
- January 23, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - two
- January 22, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - two
- January 21, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - one
- January 20, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - one
- January 19, 2023 -
- January 18, 2023 - Kamala on Venn diagrams
- January 17, 2023 - Kamala on Venn diagrams
- January 16, 2023 - NOTHING GOT SET
- January 15, 2023 - AI Vtuber Holocaust Denier
- January 14, 2023 - AI Vtuber Holocaust Denier
- January 13, 2023 - Lunamedia Rape
- January 12, 2023 - Lunamedia Rape
- January 11, 2023 - RW E-girl grift
- January 10, 2023 - RW E-girl grift
- January 9, 2023 - In this moment, I am euphoric
- January 8, 2023 - In this moment, I am euphoric
- January 7, 2023 - YWNBAW Japan verison
- January 6, 2023 -
- January 5, 2023 -
- January 4, 2023 - Greta vs Tate
- January 3, 2023 - Greta vs Tate
- January 2, 2023 - Sleepy and Children
- January 1, 2023 -
December 2022
- December 31, 2022 -
- December 30, 2022 -
- December 29, 2022 -
- December 28, 2022 -
- December 27, 2022 -
- December 26, 2022 -
- December 25, 2022 - Metokur and ED
- December 24, 2022 - Metokur and ED
- December 23, 2022 - Metokur and ED
- December 22, 2022 -
- December 21, 2022 -
- December 20, 2022 -
- December 19, 2022 -
- December 18, 2022 -
- December 17, 2022 -
- December 16, 2022 -
- December 15, 2022 - You will never be fully vaxxed
- December 14, 2022 - You will never be fully vaxxed
- December 13, 2022 -
- December 12, 2022 - Prosecute Fauci
- December 11, 2022 - Prosecute Fauci
- December 10, 2022 -
- December 9, 2022 -
- December 8, 2022 -
- December 7, 2022 - Sam Hyde
- December 6, 2022 - Sam Hyde
- December 5, 2022 -
- December 4, 2022 -
- December 3, 2022 - Elon Musk on Texas
- December 2, 2022 - Elon Musk on Texas
- December 1, 2022 -
November 2022
- November 30, 2022 - Trump didn't even know who Nick Fuentes was LOL
- November 29, 2022 - Trump didn't even know who Nick Fuentes was LOL
- November 28, 2022 -
- November 27, 2022 -
- November 26, 2022 -
- November 25, 2022 - AI mommy dumper
- November 24, 2022 - AI mommy dumper
- November 23, 2022 - AI mommy dumper
- November 22, 2022 -
- November 21, 2022 -
- November 20, 2022 - The fake god Demiurge
- November 19, 2022 - The fake god Demiurge
- November 18, 2022 - Hitler's Mitosis
- November 17, 2022 - Hitler's Mitosis
- November 16, 2022 - Elon Musk
- November 15, 2022 - Elon Musk
- November 14, 2022 - Samuel Bankman-Fried
- November 13, 2022 - Samuel Bankman-Fried
- November 12, 2022 - Thank you Konrad, very cool!
- November 11, 2022 - Aussie Govt reacts to Medibank getting pwned
- November 10, 2022 - Aussie Govt reacts to Medibank getting pwned
- November 9, 2022 - Zucc's pink slip letter to Meta employees
- November 8, 2022 - Zucc's pink slip letter to Meta employees
- November 7, 2022 - ... LOLDONGS ?
- November 6, 2022 -
- November 5, 2022 - Elon's "power" tweet
- November 4, 2022 - Elon's "power" tweet
- November 3, 2022 - Rappers only live for 30 years
- November 2, 2022 - Rappers only live for 30 years
- November 1, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
October 2022
- October 31, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- October 30, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- October 29, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- October 28, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- October 27, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- October 26, 2022 - 4 year old lightweight
- October 25, 2022 - 4 year old lightweight
- October 24, 2022 - 4 year old lightweight
- October 23, 2022 - Joe Biden on the stronk US economy
- October 22, 2022 - Joe Biden on the stronk US economy
- October 21, 2022 - Keffals' Bizarre Adventure: Suicidal Tendency
- October 20, 2022 - Keffals' Bizarre Adventure: Suicidal Tendency
- October 19, 2022 - Sheikh Sultan
- October 18, 2022 - Sheikh Sultan
- October 17, 2022 - Keffals wins the Oppression Olympics
- October 16, 2022 - Keffals wins the Oppression Olympics
- October 15, 2022 - Tucker on Ukraine's demands
- October 14, 2022 - Tucker on Ukraine's demands
- October 13, 2022 - Minty on EDF cum tributes
- October 12, 2022 - Minty on EDF cum tributes
- October 11, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
- October 10, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
- October 9, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
- October 8, 2022 - Maysam Tardwranglers
- October 7, 2022 - Sleepy on retard dick
- October 6, 2022 - Sleepy on retard dick
- October 5, 2022 - Sleepy on retard dick
- October 4, 2022 - Voice changers lol
- October 3, 2022 - Voice changers lol
- October 2, 2022 - Voice changers lol
- October 1, 2022 - Nisse Sheboon
September 2022
- September 30, 2022 - Nisse Sheboon
- September 29, 2022 - Chimplord No Fap
- September 28, 2022 - Chimplord No Fap
- September 27, 2022 - Raddy violence
- September 26, 2022 - Raddy violence
- September 25, 2022 - Jewkraine tries to get free stuff from Israel
- September 24, 2022 - Jewkraine tries to get free stuff from Israel
- September 23, 2022 - Jewkraine tries to get free stuff from Israel
- September 22, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
- September 21, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
- September 20, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
- September 19, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Varg
- September 18, 2022 - Anon on e-drama
- September 17, 2022 - Anon on e-drama
- September 16, 2022 - kletus garlic breath
- September 15, 2022 - kletus garlic breath
- September 14, 2022 - goatsex ascii
- September 13, 2022 - goatsex ascii
- September 12, 2022 - goatsex ascii
- September 11, 2022 - Rudy and 9/11
- September 10, 2022 -
- September 9, 2022 -
- September 8, 2022 - Another Kamala word salad
- September 7, 2022 - Another Kamala word salad
- September 6, 2022 - Keffals' victory
- September 5, 2022 - Keffals' victory
- September 4, 2022 - VideoGamePhenom
- September 3, 2022 - lazy faggots
- September 2, 2022 - lazy faggots
- September 1, 2022 - Kiko4564
August 2022
- August 31, 2022 - Kiko4564
- August 30, 2022 - Sadfleck relationships
- August 29, 2022 - Sadfleck relationships
- August 28, 2022 - ED users vs. Kiwi Farms users
- August 27, 2022 - ED users vs. Kiwi Farms users
- August 26, 2022 - VideoGamePhenom’s copypasta
- August 25, 2022 - VideoGamePhenom’s copypasta
- August 24, 2022 - KF on new ideas for vagina placement
- August 23, 2022 - KF on new ideas for vagina placement
- August 22, 2022 - Keffals Cloudflare protest
- August 21, 2022 - Null on Wikipedia
- August 20, 2022 - Null on Wikipedia
- August 19, 2022 -
- August 18, 2022 - Baka's shouting match
- August 17, 2022 - Baka's shouting match
- August 16, 2022 - Politics on ED
- August 15, 2022 - Politics on ED
- August 14, 2022 -
- August 13, 2022 - *facepaws*
- August 12, 2022 - *facepaws*
- August 11, 2022 - Rip Viril
- August 10, 2022 - Rip Viril
- August 9, 2022 - When I was a weeb
- August 8, 2022 - When I was a weeb
- August 7, 2022 - How to become a normie
- August 6, 2022 - How to become a normie
- August 5, 2022 -
- August 4, 2022 - This is a homosexual forum
- August 3, 2022 - This is a homosexual forum
- August 2, 2022 - I'll unban you, only to see how long it takes for you to get banned again
- August 1, 2022 - I'll unban you, only to see how long it takes for you to get banned again
July 2022
- July 31, 2022 -
- July 30, 2022 -
- July 29, 2022 -
- July 28, 2022 -
- July 27, 2022 -
- July 26, 2022 - McChicken copypasta (nobody set anything)
- July 25, 2022 - McChicken copypasta (nobody set anything)
- July 24, 2022 -
- July 23, 2022 - Slavery was Benevolent
- July 22, 2022 - Slavery was Benevolent
- July 21, 2022 - How is this thread so retarded?
- July 20, 2022 - How is this thread so retarded?
- July 19, 2022 - The cure for AIDS
- July 18, 2022 - The cure for AIDS
- July 17, 2022 - I like Miku
- July 16, 2022 - I like Miku
- July 15, 2022 - What the hell?
- July 14, 2022 - What the hell?
- July 13, 2022 - What the hell?
- July 12, 2022 - Uvalde footage caption
- July 11, 2022 - Uvalde footage caption
- July 10, 2022 - Butthurt Fucktard
- July 9, 2022 - Butthurt Fucktard
- July 8, 2022 - How do I summon sex ghosts?
- July 7, 2022 - How do I summon sex ghosts?
- July 6, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- July 5, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- July 4, 2022 - STARVE FOR UKRAINE
- July 3, 2022 - STARVE FOR UKRAINE
- July 2, 2022 - Tim
- July 1, 2022 - Tim
June 2022
- June 30, 2022 - France/Britain tries to take down ED
- June 29, 2022 - France/Britain tries to take down ED
- June 28, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- June 27, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- June 26, 2022 - Why you shouldn't have a big cock
- June 25, 2022 - Why you shouldn't have a big cock
- June 24, 2022 - How to get a girlfriend
- June 23, 2022 - How to get a girlfriend
- June 22, 2022 - Canadian abuse emails
- June 21, 2022 - Canadian abuse emails
- June 20, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- June 19, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- June 18, 2022 - ASSBLONKER's nightmare
- June 17, 2022 - ASSBLONKER's nightmare
- June 16, 2022 - Richard Lionheart Weed
- June 15, 2022 - Richard Lionheart Weed
- June 14, 2022 - How to get TOW to add sources
- June 13, 2022 - How to get TOW to add sources
- June 12, 2022 - Good golly Chimplord
- June 11, 2022 - Good golly Chimplord
- June 10, 2022 - Ogoshi Hip Throw Chimplord
- June 9, 2022 - Ogoshi Hip Throw Chimplord
- June 8, 2022 - Steve Harvey mustache
- June 7, 2022 - Steve Harvey mustache
- June 6, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
- June 5, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
- June 4, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
- June 3, 2022 - Likeicare 10000 words
- June 2, 2022 - Chimplord Grug Biden
- June 1, 2022 - Chimplord Grug Biden
May 2022
- May 31, 2022 - AFB on faggotry
- May 30, 2022 - AFB on faggotry
- May 29, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- May 28, 2022 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- May 27, 2022 - chimplord corn syrup rpg
- May 26, 2022 - chimplord corn syrup rpg
- May 25, 2022 - "pox on your cocks"
- May 24, 2022 - "pox on your cocks"
- May 23, 2022 - "pox on your cocks"
- May 22, 2022 -
- May 21, 2022 -
- May 20, 2022 -
- May 19, 2022 -
- May 18, 2022 -
- May 17, 2022 -
- May 16, 2022 -
- May 15, 2022 - Payton Gendron Manifesto Quote
- May 14, 2022 -
- May 13, 2022 -
- May 12, 2022 -
- May 11, 2022 -
- May 10, 2022 - Chimplord the dick cheese collector
- May 9, 2022 - Chimplord the dick cheese collector
- May 8, 2022 -
- May 7, 2022 -
- May 6, 2022 - Joe Biden on Russian kleptosomethingorother
- May 5, 2022 - Joe Biden on Russian kleptosomethingorother
- May 4, 2022 - kill white people
- May 3, 2022 - kill white people
- May 2, 2022 - kill white people
- May 1, 2022 -
April 2022
- April 30, 2022 -
- April 29, 2022 -
- April 28, 2022 -
- April 27, 2022 - Elon Musk Apartheid
- April 26, 2022 - Elon Musk Apartheid
- April 25, 2022 - lazy faggots
- April 24, 2022 - Glitchedblood’s message to VideoGamePhenom
- April 23, 2022 - Glitchedblood’s message to VideoGamePhenom
- April 22, 2022 - Gamer Uprising
- April 21, 2022 - Gamer Uprising
- April 20, 2022 -
- April 19, 2022 - Exporting of Orks
- April 18, 2022 - Exporting of Orks
- April 17, 2022 -
- April 16, 2022 -
- April 15, 2022 - Graykat Mother
- April 14, 2022 - Graykat Mother
- April 13, 2022 - Graykat Mother
- April 12, 2022 - Chimp's vaginal expertise
- April 11, 2022 - Chimp's vaginal expertise
- April 10, 2022 -
- April 9, 2022 -
- April 8, 2022 -
- April 7, 2022 -
- April 6, 2022 -
- April 5, 2022 -
- April 4, 2022 - TINY STUBBED COCK
- April 3, 2022 - TINY STUBBED COCK
- April 2, 2022 - Touching dogs
- April 1, 2022 - Touching dogs
March 2022
- March 31, 2022 - N word pass revoked
- March 30, 2022 - N word pass revoked
- March 29, 2022 - Will Smith, man of principle
- March 28, 2022 - Will Smith, man of principle
- March 27, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 26, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 25, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 24, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 23, 2022 - The Fate of Scumhook's wives
- March 22, 2022 - The Fate of Scumhook's wives
- March 21, 2022 - Chuj's heartfelt letter to wyyzrd
- March 20, 2022 - Chuj's heartfelt letter to wyyzrd
- March 19, 2022 - Absent-minded woman beating
- March 18, 2022 - Absent-minded woman beating
- March 17, 2022 - How to become an ED discord mod
- March 16, 2022 - How to become an ED discord mod
- March 15, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 14, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 13, 2022 - Ben Cohen's Confession
- March 12, 2022 - Ben Cohen's Confession
- March 11, 2022 - VolunteersForUkraine Freedom Fighter
- March 10, 2022 - VolunteersForUkraine Freedom Fighter
- March 9, 2022 - 1984
- March 8, 2022 - 1984
- March 7, 2022 - JEWS, WOMEN AND SOUTH KOREANS
- March 6, 2022 - JEWS, WOMEN AND SOUTH KOREANS
- March 5, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 4, 2022 - lazy faggots
- March 3, 2022 - Putin on mutually assured destruction
- March 2, 2022 - Putin on mutually assured destruction
- March 1, 2022 - Putin on mutually assured destruction
February 2022
- February 28, 2022 - Willg’s words of wisdom
- February 27, 2022 - Willg’s words of wisdom
- February 26, 2022 - Raddy genital warts
- February 25, 2022 - Raddy genital warts
- February 24, 2022 - chuj trad jew
- February 23, 2022 - chuj trad jew
- February 22, 2022 - Banned by UMK
- February 21, 2022 - Banned by UMK
- February 20, 2022 - lazy faggots
- February 19, 2022 - lazy faggots
- February 18, 2022 - discord penis sommelier
- February 17, 2022 - discord penis sommelier
- February 16, 2022 - ASSBLONKER BPD DATING ADVICE
- February 15, 2022 - ASSBLONKER BPD DATING ADVICE
- February 14, 2022 - ASSBLONKER BPD DATING ADVICE
- February 13, 2022 - Hot dog on regular bread
- February 12, 2022 - Hot dog on regular bread
- February 11, 2022 - Baka Schizophrenic Mom
- February 10, 2022 - Baka Schizophrenic Mom
- February 9, 2022 - Baka Schizophrenic Mom
- February 8, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
- February 7, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
- February 6, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
- February 5, 2022 - GloriousReader LA MIGRA
- February 4, 2022 - lurk legally blonde
- February 3, 2022 - lurk legally blonde
- February 2, 2022 - minty old
- February 1, 2022 - minty old
January 2022
- January 31, 2022 - Scumhook Polish Tranny
- January 30, 2022 - Scumhook Polish Tranny
- January 29, 2022 - Chimplord1997 Ren Faire Pussy
- January 28, 2022 - Chimplord1997 Ren Faire Pussy
- January 27, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Phrenology
- January 26, 2022 - ASSBLONKER Phrenology
- January 25, 2022 - Richard Lionheart goes full Mamamax
- January 24, 2022 - Richard Lionheart goes full Mamamax
- January 23, 2022 - Chimplord solves JonBenet's murder
- January 22, 2022 - Chimplord solves JonBenet's murder
- January 21, 2022 - Warpdust Addict Tunguska
- January 20, 2022 - Warpdust Addict Tunguska
- January 19, 2022 - TinFoilHatGuy Meth
- January 18, 2022 - TinFoilHatGuy Meth
- January 17, 2022 - Kurisu's Dad Dementia Fap
- January 16, 2022 - Kurisu's Dad Dementia Fap
- January 15, 2022 - MarioMario456 the truthsayer
- January 14, 2022 - MarioMario456 the truthsayer
- January 13, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
- January 12, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
- January 11, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
- January 10, 2022 - Gloriousreader Rape
- January 9, 2022 - Chimplord TikTok
- January 8, 2022 - Chimplord TikTok
- January 7, 2022 - Chimplord TikTok
- January 6, 2022 - Topples on they/them pussy
- January 5, 2022 - Topples on they/them pussy
- January 4, 2022 - Happy New Year
- January 3, 2022 - Happy New Year
- January 2, 2022 - Happy New Year
- January 1, 2022 - Happy New Year