Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 1, 2023

God

God (also known as weev, Allah, Cthulhu, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lil B, House, Josef Fritzl, Black Jesus, GodJesus, Xenu, Moot, Yahweh, Odin, Verus, Zeus, and Morgan Freeman) is the incredibly cruel, sadistic, psychopathic, homicidal, sociopathic, and illogical to the point of madness asshole kid with a magnifying glass. He/she is generally accepted by all religions and cultures as the biggest, most successful troll of all time. It is claimed that he/she zie is also a lie or a scam set up by the Jews for the lulz.

He is simultaneously the protagonist and antagonist of the Bible, a book which has somehow sold more copies than Harry Potter (but still not as much as Lord of the Rings), making it the most successful work of fiction evar (because Lord of the Rings is totally 100% nonfiction. The Bible, the chronology of God's Adventures, is a volume of trolling, extreme violence, incest, plagues, rape and other sorts of epic win. It is believed that God created the universe for no other reason than to play a game of The Sims. He tends to be a major douche. He also appears to have taken some kind of anger management class in between the Old and New Testaments. Catholics say that happened because Jews don't know what they're talking about. Jews just don't care. God also appears in other works such as the Koran and The Book of Mormon, prompting disagreements among God fans as to who has the biggest canon. God will never answer prayers because He is too busy for you.

(( Yes. It's All His Fault And His Hating You That You Can't Get A Girlfriend ))

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