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Kilroy Event, or The Kilroy Free Speech Conference: A Safe Space for Free Speech was supposed to be a free speech event for self-described "classical liberals" and others involved in the YouTube skeptic community, but like all fundraised projects, ended up being a highly controlled scam, where none of the popular speakers actually got to speak. Imagine Dashcon but way more incompetent. But what else would you expect from a Jewess and her beta orbiter?

Origins

Sometime in June of 2017, internet nobody Computing Forever (Powerword: Dave Cullen) started a kickstarter-like campaign to raise money for a free speech event, where all your favourite skeptic™ YouTubers would meet up and circlejerk each other off, and find out who was more of a blight on society. In just a week's time a whopping $85,000 was collected from people with more money than common sense. And since they believed in this idiotic project, that means close to no common sense.

   
 
For the past year, me and (((Based Mama))) have been talking privately about the prospect of hosting our own free speech convention. Because I think that's something that people really want right now. And if we've learned anything from what happened at VidCon (...) it's that we're not going to get invited to panels by the other side very often.
 

 
 

—Dave Cullen, AKA Computing Forever

Despite the fact that this video was made in June of 2017, it took until November of 2017 to actually open a fucking kickstarter for Dave and Momma's shekel-grabbing scheme. For some reason, Dave thought that everybody would love his idea (See: Unwarranted Self-Importance), despite the fact that the only people who actually cared about it were his greasy fanboys and greedy scam artists posing as "intellectual liberal skeptics."

   
 
Alright guys it's finally here, the wait is over. Myself and Based Mama have been working behind the scenes to develop the Killroy Free Speech Conference that we announced back in July. Based Momma managed to find the perfect venue in downtown Phoenix, Arizona: The Sheraton Grand Phoenix Hotel. We've signed with them and the event is taking place on Saturday the 21st and Sunday the 22nd of April next year.
 

 
 

—Dave Cullen

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The Beginning of the End: Tim Poole "Pools" Out

Shortly after all the shekels had been raised, would-be journalist and bald hack Tim Poole talked about how this supposed free speech event was anything but, as it had a 3 year NDA and 16 month non-compete, meaning that none of the speakers could do similar events and could not talk about anything. All in the name of protecting some ex-mudslimes, despite the fact that these ex-sandniggers would be seen in public by thousands, many of who would be recording, and ensuring that Dave Cullen and his Jewish ultra-thot princess wouldn't have any competitors in the "skeptic" marketplace.

   
 
Yesterday I announced that I will not be speaking at the Kilroy Event any longer - for those that aren't familiar with Kilroy Event, (Kilroy Event) is a free speech conference happening in Phoenix, Arizona next April. (...) I was asked to sign a 16 month non-compete agreement and a three year non-disclosure agreement in order to participate in this event.
 

 
 

—Tim Poole

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According to "Based" Judenmomma, the NDA was apparently necessary to protect he children, despite the fact that the video she stated this in had her kids in clear, full view walking around her house.

Skip to 4:25.

   
 
Yes, everybody has to sign an NDA in the contract because I got kids to protect. So a few people have been like "Oh, I don't want to sign that." Well then I'm sorry, okay? There's nothing I can do for you. I have that little dude walking around in the background, that's who I'm thinking of.
 

 
 

—Based Mama

Uninvited

Shortly after, many of the speakers started getting no responses, getting uninvited, and having their topics changed. They needed to make room for real scientists, not some YouTubers people actually wanted to see.

Lauren Southern

Lauren Southern also expressed concerns after Tim Poole's withdrawal from the project, stating that she would only stay with the project as a guest unless the contract requiring the signing of the NDA for the speakers was changed.

After Lauren pulled out, Dave, realizing that the only reason people were going to his shitty event was to see Lauren Southern and her tits/ass, quickly changed the contract so that speakers would not have to sign the NDA. Unfortunately for Dave, Lauren had already finalized her withdrawal, leaving Dave severely deprived of attendees.

Organizers

Dave Cullen

Pulled out due to a family death and not wanting to put enough work into it. With that timely death no will needs to be left behind.

BasedMama

A thot, extremely high IQ individual who no ones understands because she is so smart. This big-nosed and big-titted whore high IQ individual has actually managed to lose custody of her kids. Her cunt turds that she lost custody of were all shot in her by different men. While one may think this is the kind of behavior of some retard gutterslut with an addiction to riding the cock carousel who is too poor to hire a doctor to scrape her mistakes into the trash, it's actually a high IQ method of having children by selecting difference men with different genetic strengths, then finding a man who is the best father to raise those children. Well done, you stupid skank stunning and brave High IQ individual. She also pretends to be an ex-Muslim despite being trailer trash.

178 IQ

   
 
My IQ is extremely high
 

 
 

the dumbest person on the planet


Summary

Killroy turned out to be a failure of an event so Massive, it made Dash-Con look like Comicon. The event organizer ((( Based Momma))) advertised the event using guests she had no plans on hosting at her event in an attempt to Bait and switch. Bait and switch into what you might ask? Well turns out Based Momma was part of Kraut and Teas 24 hour op discord server dedicated to stopping those evil race realists who made Republicunts look bad. Based Momma's plan all along was to have a massive event that pushed stuff she was interested in, have people she didn't like politically go fuck off and die because she already got their fans money, sell franchise/naming rights to anyone else who wanted to host the event, and everyone would think she was the smartest, prettiest and bestest person who ever was.

She knew there may be backlash for pulling such a move. That's why she planned on having all speakers sign 10 year non disclosure and non compete contracts in order to keep those good little goys mouths shut, because this is Bassed Mommas time to shine and she's gonna have a bunch of college adjunct professors from University of Phoenix come in and lecture.

Unfortunately, Based Momma didn't realize the state of Arizona has strict fraud laws against advertising an event promising guests when you haven't finalized it. Based Momma is now on the line and under investigation for fraud and her boyfriend who took out a massive loan in his name to put a down payment on an event that will get none of its money, will be working the rest of his life to pay that shit.

Part 1: Background on the Kraut & Tea drama

Part 2: Jim explains the goal of the discord server the event organizers were active on

Part 3: At least Dash-con had a ball pit

Part 4: Conclusion of Dash-Con for skeptics and Kraut and Tea's drama


Reason Rally 2.0

The Kilroy event reeks of Reason Rally, an atheist conference taken over by left-wing idiots to push their pro-diversity agenda.

Refund

Are you dumb enough to have given money to this scam? Well you are a fucking idiot. But thankfully the law and particularly PayPal do what they can to protect idiots like yourself, as you can actually request a full refund.

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